By Michael292 - 19/12/2016 06:33 - South Africa - Pietermaritzburg

Today, after recently getting stitches removed due to a surfing accident, I had to go to the hospital again to have my eye stitched up due to an idiot who brought a surfboard to a pool, got on it outside the pool, and it slipped from under him and into my face. FML
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cootiequeen4444 11

Do mean literally your eyeball. Or the area around the eye... *shudders at the thought of needing stitches in my eye*. I'd say the powers that be are saying stay away from surfboards... but if you are really a surfer, you won't listen to the powers at be. there would be a hurricane throwing things around violently and shit and you'd need to sneak in at least one sweet ride before heading for cover...

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species4872 19

Big waves in the pool no doubt. Sorry about your injuries mate.

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species4872 19

Big waves in the pool no doubt. Sorry about your injuries mate.

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SilmeriaKai 1
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Maybe the universe is saying you should avoid all water before you end up getting stitches from a surfboard accident while taking a bath. Sorry you're hurt. Hope you feel better soon. :)

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Dominus101 20
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This dude going Surf's Up on peoples face is reckless, he needs be more mindful of others to own that board, hope your eye isn't seriously damaged. Get better OP

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RichardPencil 30
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You might want to stop surfing the Web, too, before something bad happens to you. Looks like surfing's got it in for you.

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OysterPearls 33
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Looks like the only waves you've been catching are waves of pain. FYL, OP.

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xercister 19
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I gotta know... Did you see it coming?

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Michael292 0
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Indeed I did but I did not recognise it.

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thatsme293 28
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Only in South Africa.

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awesomeamandas 37
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these 'only in---' jokes are getting really old. please come up with something better, or don't comment.

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RichardPencil 30
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Only on FML can you see people bashing "only in" comments.

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Michael292 0
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Ja, kak spat mooi in Durban.

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Dictionaryspeaks 18
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Well at least it wasn't a shark or a Black Friday mob trampling you to save a 10 spot on a vacuum

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LyricaSilvan 29
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Let me get this straight. You got hurt in a surfing-related accident, just after recovering from a surfing-related accident. Well don't you just have the most ironic kind of luck.

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