FML : Today, after recently getting stitches removed due to a surfing accident, I had to go to the hospital again to have my eye stitched up due to an idiot...

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Today, after recently getting stitches removed due to a surfing accident, I had to go to the hospital again to have my eye stitched up due to an idiot who brought a surfboard to a pool, got on it outside the pool, and it slipped from under him and into my face. FML

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Life is good, life is great, life is full of stitches...

By Michael292 / Monday 19 December 2016 06:33 / South Africa - Pietermaritzburg

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By mattyiscool123 | 26

#6726227 - Friday 23 December 2016 0:18

You're the only one that seems to get away with puns

By species4872 | 19

#6724623 - Monday 19 December 2016 17:07

Big waves in the pool no doubt.
Sorry about your injuries mate.

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By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6724622 - Monday 19 December 2016 17:06

Hopefully, the tide will change with your bad luck and that you will coast in life from now on.

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mattyiscool123 | 26

#6726227 - Friday 23 December 2016 0:18

You're the only one that seems to get away with puns

By species4872 | 19

#6724623 - Monday 19 December 2016 17:07

Big waves in the pool no doubt.
Sorry about your injuries mate.

By SilmeriaKai | 1

#6724627 - Monday 19 December 2016 17:12

Maybe the universe is saying you should avoid all water before you end up getting stitches from a surfboard accident while taking a bath. Sorry you're hurt. Hope you feel better soon. :)

By Dominus101 | 18

#6724629 - Monday 19 December 2016 17:16

This dude going Surf's Up on peoples face is reckless, he needs be more mindful of others to own that board, hope your eye isn't seriously damaged. Get better OP

By RichardPencil | 26

#6724642 - Monday 19 December 2016 17:36

You might want to stop surfing the Web, too, before something bad happens to you.

Looks like surfing's got it in for you.

By OysterPearls | 33

#6724664 - Monday 19 December 2016 19:52

Looks like the only waves you've been catching are waves of pain. FYL, OP.

By xercister | 19

#6724667 - Monday 19 December 2016 19:55

I gotta know... Did you see it coming?

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Michael292 | 0

#6724714 - Monday 19 December 2016 21:53

Indeed I did but I did not recognise it.

By thatsme293 | 28

#6724680 - Monday 19 December 2016 20:50

Only in South Africa.

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awesomeamandas | 34

#6724708 - Monday 19 December 2016 21:46

these 'only in---' jokes are getting really old.
please come up with something better, or don't comment.

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RichardPencil | 26

#6724751 - Monday 19 December 2016 23:33

Only on FML can you see people bashing "only in" comments.

By ro_vibes | 3

#6724682 - Monday 19 December 2016 20:53

jammer bru

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Michael292 | 0

#6724711 - Monday 19 December 2016 21:50

Ja, kak spat mooi in Durban.

By Dictionaryspeaks | 18

#6724726 - Monday 19 December 2016 22:16

Well at least it wasn't a shark or a Black Friday mob trampling you to save a 10 spot on a vacuum

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