By Phil - 28/05/2012 21:17 - Canada

Today, I came to the realisation that the longest relationship I've had by far is the one I have with my hemorrhoids. FML
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DocBastard 38

Hemorrhoid are like those so-called "friends" you hang out with because no one can tell them to go away. They are both really irritating, they're both a pain in the ass, and they both bleed when you poke them with sharp sticks.

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supimnyancat 9

Probably lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.

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DrewsFML 8

Well at least hemorrhoids can't leave you for another asshole

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perdix 29

So, what's "your song?" "Ring of Fire?" "Is This Burning an Eternal Flame?" "Burn, Baby, Burn, Rectal Inferno?"

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

How come rocks in the hemisphere are called astroids, and bumps on your ass are called hemorrhoids? Backwards as ****.

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hockeyoceancity 13

I'm going to get thumbed down for this but your profile bio is amazing lol. I like the female part lmao.

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meljns 7

That's why you don't have relationships. Hemorrhoids.

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hateevryone 14

Like really though?

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trucker67 10

I would rather have had hemmoroids then my ex wife :( so count yourself lucky cause at least you don't have to give half of everything you own to your pain in the ass !!

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riotofquiet 14

Aww, looks like you guys were meant for each other :)

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