By Phil - 28/05/2012 21:17 - Canada

Today, I came to the realisation that the longest relationship I've had by far is the one I have with my hemorrhoids. FML
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DocBastard 38

Hemorrhoid are like those so-called "friends" you hang out with because no one can tell them to go away. They are both really irritating, they're both a pain in the ass, and they both bleed when you poke them with sharp sticks.

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supimnyancat 9

Probably lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.

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AxFETUSxFARMER 0

Lol this is hilarious! But in all honesty that sucks!

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beastroish 0

That's just flat out disgusting...

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_overandout_ 10

Well, that's a rom-com I'm hoping I'll never see :/

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Jennielee 6

I hope you later came to the realization that you spelled realization wrong.

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lixone 7

I hope you come to the realization that "realisation" is also correct.

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downtime 12

61, Well colour me aluminium and call me a spanner, there are languages other than American?! I bet you wish there were rubbers that worked on the internet right now hey, mate? You've made a royal arse of yourself, and have buckleys chance of getting out of that one, ya drongo.

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Jennielee 6

I'm completely aware that realisation is the European spelling. My mother is from Scotland. I was seriously joking. It's obviously not funny. My husband often says I have a weird sense of humor, I guess he's right.

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DocBastard 38

Go google "American English versus British English" before you look any more foolish. Seriously, do it now.

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estefanypseudo 0

On the bright side, they've stuck!

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likeAwesome 3

Maybe they can teach you how to spell realization...

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NoReservations 9

Hemorrhoid.. Sounds like the name of a spaceship..

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3invert3 2

must have been a pain in the ass

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