Love, Kids and Sex: Today, I came home to find my wife and my ex-wife naked in my...

By Nickname - 27/08/2018 06:00

Today, I came home to find my wife and my ex-wife naked in my bed. Apparently they've been in a relationship for five months. When I told my kids, they said that they were helping to keep the secret. FML

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By Divorcee - 15/07/2019 04:02

Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML

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By Amrit - 03/04/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that a few years ago, when I lost my kids to my ex-wife, it was because my current wife secretly hated having to be their stepmom, so she conspired with my ex to ruin the custody hearing in my ex's favour. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By mommy - 18/04/2014 02:31 - United States - North Andover

Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML

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By sad_dad - 24/10/2009 17:35 - Canada

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By Bro - 25/03/2019 12:00

Today, I found out that my wife of five years is also my half-sister. She has no idea, I don't know how to tell her, and I've never been more turned on. FML

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By notahomewrecker - 09/01/2010 16:07 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2021 17:59

Today, I got home from a business trip and found my wife in bed with my sister. She tried to claim they had just had a girls' night and fell asleep watching a movie, even though when I caught them, they were naked, wet and my wife’s head was buried in my sister's crotch. Movie night, sure. FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 20 August 2018 20:35

How old are your kids? I'm a little concerned that they were well aware of the fact that your wife was having an affair and that they didn't report it to you.

interesting33 36

Monday 20 August 2018 18:52

you have got to wonder how people can be so cruel to each other.

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interesting33 36

Monday 20 August 2018 18:52

you have got to wonder how people can be so cruel to each other.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 20 August 2018 20:35

How old are your kids? I'm a little concerned that they were well aware of the fact that your wife was having an affair and that they didn't report it to you.

evilplatypus 38

Monday 27 August 2018 14:45

If my mom had ever bothered with an affair, I wouldn’t have said squat. My dad is a useless POS and she deserves soooo much better.

limegreenpoopie 31

Monday 27 August 2018 6:11

Did you join them?

real life problems 26

Monday 27 August 2018 8:24

From the sounds of it, he wouldnt know what to do

real life problems 26

Monday 27 August 2018 6:25

Two women you couldn't keep satisfied and turned lesbian. *Slow clap*

Suaria 38

Monday 27 August 2018 8:27

Women don't become lesbians because they aren't satisfied by men. Women who are lesbians have always been lesbian. It sounds like his wives are bisexual.

real life problems 26

Monday 27 August 2018 9:53

Thanks I learned something today

PineappleOfMyEye 6

Monday 27 August 2018 7:30

Is your name Ross Geller by chance?

WeirdUS 29

Monday 27 August 2018 7:30

If this is legit, I'd say the problem is with you. Not only are your wife and ex wife in bed your kids knew and hid it.

Charlie Given 26

Monday 27 August 2018 8:02

Wow that's a lot of bullshit sorry for ya OP time for a lawyer

mssileas 25

Monday 27 August 2018 12:16

Wow, that's f*cked up - I don't know how old your kids are, but I don't think they're to blame. Judging from friends' experiences with one cheating parent, that's a really shitty situation for them. If they're young, they might not even understand the significance of cheating, mom could have told them she has a secret friend over and kids don't second-guess this then. If they are old enough, that puts them in an even worse spot, because ratting out their mom destroys their home life too, not doing it is making them feel guilty for keeping you in the dark. But I understand you'd feel betrayed from all sides. Hopefully you can make a clean cut and leave both those whacko women to themselves.