By Bro - 25/03/2019 12:00

By Bro - 25/03/2019 12:00
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Of all the made up bullshit stories on this website, this is the most made up bullshit.
Not all states require blood tests or any checks like that. Still bullshit though.
You’d think at the wedding when your wife introduced you to her mom, you’d say, “Hey, you look familiar. Where do I know you from? No, wait, don’t tell me...”
That scenario is actually more plausible, but it's more comedic if they had the same mom.
Before you say or do anything, you need to have a long talk with a therapist. If this is true, it's still not the end of the world. Your children (should you choose to pursue that) will likely be just fine. It's when generations interbreed that weird genetics begin to manifest. If this is legit, you will need some guidance navigating through.
The only thing left for you to do is to learn to play the banjo.
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Of all the made up bullshit stories on this website, this is the most made up bullshit.
you're living the dream. however messed up that dream is