you're living the dream. however messed up that dream is

Well other than living out most obese basement babies perverted porno fantasy that sucks "bro" because you two should divorce. Divorce isn't as bad as people say it is though. Let me tell you. When I divorced that useless bag of water called my ex wife it was an exciting time! I got a nice condo new friends. After work the freedom was incredible! It had been 7 years since i could really be ME. Pro tip! Consult with all the top attorney's so she can't find 1 better than yours. My ex money grubber was represented by some schmuck with a combover. About 2 weeks before we finalized she started to realize i was winning that she would get little from me but a $400 alimony check. So she comes over to my apt around 1 a.m. .. "hat in hand" ready to make up. I had 2 young beautiful asian women half naked in my living room. Boy did she leave in a rage! lol saw her crying in the car from my balcony. 😭😂 She's lucky i didn't take her car & bachelor's degree back too. I have been 10 times happier since. So, the marriage ride... its fun while it lasts but all silly thrills must end.

Sounds like some bullshit, would have found out before you got married,

I'm getting one or both of them were adopted. This shit happens more often on the East Coast.

Of all the made up bullshit stories on this website, this is the most made up bullshit.

Not all states require blood tests or any checks like that. Still bullshit though.

Roll Tide!

The disturbance reached deep.

It’s the being turned on part that makes me think either Florida or redneck.

Which is it?

Is your name joe dirt?

That took a turn.

By "Bro".

Yeah, right, whatever.