Love, Sex and Weird: Today, I found out that my wife of five years is also my half-sister....

By Bro - 25/03/2019 12:00

Today, I found out that my wife of five years is also my half-sister. She has no idea, I don't know how to tell her, and I've never been more turned on. FML

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maeh_fml 6

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Monday 25 March 2019 13:02

Of all the made up bullshit stories on this website, this is the most made up bullshit.

perryjam421 3

Monday 25 March 2019 12:10

you're living the dream. however messed up that dream is

perryjam421 3

Monday 25 March 2019 12:10

you're living the dream. however messed up that dream is

maeh_fml 6

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Monday 25 March 2019 13:02

Of all the made up bullshit stories on this website, this is the most made up bullshit.

alycion 38

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Tuesday 26 March 2019 8:55

Not all states require blood tests or any checks like that. Still bullshit though.

mrhappynottms 7

Monday 25 March 2019 13:54

Roll Tide!

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Monday 25 March 2019 14:22

The disturbance reached deep.

darkenedone 27

Monday 25 March 2019 16:33

That took a turn.

tounces7 27

Monday 25 March 2019 16:36

By "Bro". Yeah, right, whatever.

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 25 March 2019 17:03

You’d think at the wedding when your wife introduced you to her mom, you’d say, “Hey, you look familiar. Where do I know you from? No, wait, don’t tell me...”

thehaystackerine 20

Monday 25 March 2019 17:50

she could be from his dad and another woman, in which case it's entirely possible that his dad hasn't seen her, wouldn't recognize her.

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 26 March 2019 4:54

That scenario is actually more plausible, but it's more comedic if they had the same mom.

Wisernow 10

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Monday 25 March 2019 20:51

Before you say or do anything, you need to have a long talk with a therapist. If this is true, it's still not the end of the world. Your children (should you choose to pursue that) will likely be just fine. It's when generations interbreed that weird genetics begin to manifest. If this is legit, you will need some guidance navigating through.