Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
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Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML
Today, I came home after just 3 weeks of being away. It seems like my pool now has its own mini-ecosystem. FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later, while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML
Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML
Today, my family got harassed yet again by kids coming over wanting to use our pool. Ever since my parents and I moved in, it's been happening every single day, and then people accuse my parents and hating children when they say no. FML
Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML
Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
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CallMeWindSock 24
Mi casa es su casa?
Trin_Tran 26
Time to call the police, OP .
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Comments (173)
tony2win 5
[Mr. Burns voice] Release the hounds!
Joshawott 21
Next time they're on holiday, shit in their pillows.
btrag97 13
Why.?
A07 48
It'd be better to just leave an unflushed shit in the toilet.
who_else00 12
Don't ask why just do it. (This comment sponsered by nike)
Zebediabolical 45
Take off the toilet bowl lid and drop your deuce up there.It's called an upper-decker. Also known as 2000 Flushes Brown.
Fmlreadermostly 20
Tell them to pay the $100 pool use fee up front. Good only during summer and call first to see if it okay to use. There ya go.
btrag97 13
No need to get the cops involved, unless you wanna wake up with 4 flat tires lol
Tthug 34
Yeah. It kinda pisses me off how quick people are to call the cops on something like this. Solve your own problems.
btrag97 13
Well I guess we're the only ones that get it lol
iwadasn 33
If one of the kids gets hurt in the pool and the parents try to sue OP, it'll be good to have a record of them being there without the OP's knowledge or permission.
Queen_of_Night 20
Funny, it would have been OP's problem if one of them got hurt and they sued for damages. Calling the police keeps an official record.
btrag97 13
Let them sue haha they won't get anything.
btrag97 13
And you obviously know nothing about the law, if OP did call the cops, and the people that were hanging in his pool say that weren't, and OP doesn't have proof, the cops can't do anything? So in this situation, it's best to handle it yourself
supersquirel500 10
but in this case, they do have proof. as OP said he/she saw them trespassing
kingdomgirl94 29
Phones all have cameras these days you know.
btrag97 13
So? The last thing he's going to do is whip out his phone, if I got home and saw people in my pool it would scare the crap out of me. Theirs crazy people out their, I'm not going to stand video taping them
btrag97 13
Cops can't take their word for it lol
raphanne_fml 33
#57 If the neighbors got injured and tried to sue OP while they were on his property illegally in the first place, it wouldn't work in France. I don't think it would even go to court and the police would laugh at their face. We don't sue everyone for our own mistakes.
kingdomgirl94 29
I'm not familliar with French law, so I'll take your word for it that France has a better legal system than the USA and Canada, where there very much is a factor of liability here.
mclovin22897 15
with the information in the fml, I would've called the cops. If one of the kids did get hurt you would have atleast a record of some sort to say that you didn't invite them over. If they tried to sue, op would have the record to plead her case.
Warez_fml 12
There's* there*
rileyrae 11
What did you do?
A07 48
Now you know who has to clean the pool this time.
Pleonasm 36
That's when you add cornstarch to the water in the pool and watch the kids' life force slowly escape from them as they struggle in futility against the powers of a non-newtonian fluid. Pesky kids.
OBTrice 15
This really needs a follow up
FroggerForReal 11
use it or lose it. But seriously tho I guess those are rude neighbors they should've at least asked
echosong 16
"oh we were just looking after it"