Holidays: Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours...

By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 16:42 - France - Beausoleil

Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 13:00

Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML

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By Pool-less - 04/09/2011 06:09 - United States

Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML

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By IssacB - 17/07/2015 17:56 - United States

Today, I came home after just 3 weeks of being away. It seems like my pool now has its own mini-ecosystem. FML

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By orcatheseapanda - 09/01/2016 05:14 - Thailand

Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

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By poolboy - 23/07/2012 04:28

Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later, while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML

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By TmWhisp - 13/05/2016 10:02 - United States

Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML

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By Stunned - 04/02/2013 09:15 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML

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By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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CallMeWindSock 24

Thursday 3 July 2014 23:31

Mi casa es su casa?

Trin_Tran 26

Thursday 3 July 2014 23:32

Time to call the police, OP .

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mannatee 19

Friday 4 July 2014 5:51

Get'em arrested

SexyMexi21 23

Friday 4 July 2014 5:52

8 ft privacy fence. key words.. now go Google them.

jonnypoopsies 3

Friday 4 July 2014 6:03

Swim with them and splash like there is no tomorrow

Artures_way1 23

Friday 4 July 2014 6:56

I hate people

PurelyCanadian 18

Friday 4 July 2014 6:56

I seriously hate when people don't know their boundaries. That is beyond creepy, and rather disrespectful.

ifeature_chef 7

Friday 4 July 2014 7:30

I'll charge them >:)

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 4 July 2014 22:07

With electricity?

Adri3025 9

Friday 4 July 2014 8:18

That's a bit awkward

Thatguy334 7

Friday 4 July 2014 9:33

Get them arrested for trespass and vandalism

suckerrrrrrrrr 3

Friday 4 July 2014 10:10

Come on OP! Please follow up with what you did!

nana_88 10

Friday 4 July 2014 11:56

Neighbours from hell !!

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Today, my roommate and I were walking to a bar and a group of guys shouted out at us "Hey, it's like we're on Animal Planet, I see a zebra and a gorilla." My roommate was wearing a zebra print shirt. FML

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Today, I'm trying to sleep off a cold as my roommate plays video games in his adjacent room. He doesn't rage or get excited often, and he can control it even more if he really needs to, but it's still enough to keep me painfully awake, along with my cold. Every minute feels like an eternity. FML

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Today, and for the last six months, I've been on a medication that greatly improves the main symptoms of my chronic illness. Too bad it also gives me chronic diarrhea. I feel much better and can function better than I have since my teens, but I haven't taken a solid dump in half a year. FML

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