Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML
Today, I came home after just 3 weeks of being away. It seems like my pool now has its own mini-ecosystem. FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later, while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML
Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML
Today, my family got harassed yet again by kids coming over wanting to use our pool. Ever since my parents and I moved in, it's been happening every single day, and then people accuse my parents and hating children when they say no. FML
Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML
Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
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CallMeWindSock 24
Mi casa es su casa?
Trin_Tran 26
Time to call the police, OP .
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Comments (173)
Jezebelle 5
Time to drown some neighbors......Hey officer, I just got home.......honest.....
hotdawg22 6
I would have shit on their porch then told them to go back to their house.
mtllsw3am 5
That must have been pretty awkward
charlielindor 4
shit! I wouldn't mind. as long as they cleaned up after themselves. be a good neighbor, you never know when someone may break into your house in the middle of the night and your neighbor is the one who saves your life
russfml 31
Neighbourly level of pool hopping lol. I know my neighbours who have a pool invite us to use it when they're away and I still feel awkward. I have to wonder went through their mind not even asking.
bbaumeister18 9
39000th Like
Abbidon 4
Hey I just got back You all are crazy I'm calling the cops So beat it maybe
bobman3355 4
One time we went on vacation and came back and had our Neighbors over for some beer only to find it all gone they had used the hidden key to let them selves in drink our beer and mess up where some of our stuff was
shine999 12
Well they deserve a vacation too!!
sohibil 6
Leave a pack of pitbulls in your yard, fill the pool with piranhas and add some crocodile just for the effect :)