Holidays: Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 16:42 - France - Beausoleil

Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML

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You deserved it 4 635

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 13:00

Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML

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You deserved it 279

By Pool-less - 04/09/2011 06:09 - United States

Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML

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Nature is healing

By IssacB - 17/07/2015 17:56 - United States

Today, I came home after just 3 weeks of being away. It seems like my pool now has its own mini-ecosystem. FML

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You deserved it 5 500

By orcatheseapanda - 09/01/2016 05:14 - Thailand

Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

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You deserved it 1 413

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By poolboy - 23/07/2012 04:28

Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later, while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML

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By TmWhisp - 13/05/2016 10:02 - United States

Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML

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You deserved it 30

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML

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You deserved it 536

By Stunned - 04/02/2013 09:15 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML

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You deserved it 3 700

By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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You deserved it 3 632

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CallMeWindSock 24

Thursday 3 July 2014 23:31

Mi casa es su casa?

Trin_Tran 26

Thursday 3 July 2014 23:32

Time to call the police, OP .

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TechFire 25

Friday 4 July 2014 3:47

So... What's it like to have money OP? *burning jealousy*

Cloureed 9

Friday 4 July 2014 3:51

Seriously? Call the cops or secure your pool better next time. Because if their kids get hurt or drown in your pool, they can sue you and win the case even.

raphanne_fml 33

Friday 4 July 2014 11:52

Nope, not in France. It would be the parents' fault because they're the ones trespassing.

mattbaker 17

Friday 4 July 2014 4:11

Report them to police

jazmin3012 28

Friday 4 July 2014 4:45

OP needs to follow up

Chibicase 19

Friday 4 July 2014 4:46

isn't it odd that some people think that "what's mine is yours" always applies, even with strangers?

waterwolf37 1

Friday 4 July 2014 4:59

Well at least the kids got to go swimming.

TcheQ 12

Friday 4 July 2014 5:02

Time to get the hose

Pyroaid 11

Friday 4 July 2014 5:07

I would be sooooo pissed... I would have called the cops if I was you.

emenesso 13

Friday 4 July 2014 5:09

Hope you stocked up on chlorine, because it's most likely the kids are adding a bit of extra P to your OOL. XD

sassy2085 16

Friday 4 July 2014 5:09

Next vacation organise a house sitter to keep the undesirable away.

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