Holidays: Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 16:42 - France - Beausoleil

Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 13:00

Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML

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By Pool-less - 04/09/2011 06:09 - United States

Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML

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Nature is healing

By IssacB - 17/07/2015 17:56 - United States

Today, I came home after just 3 weeks of being away. It seems like my pool now has its own mini-ecosystem. FML

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You deserved it 5 500

By orcatheseapanda - 09/01/2016 05:14 - Thailand

Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

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You deserved it 1 413

Shower time

By poolboy - 23/07/2012 04:28

Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later, while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML

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By TmWhisp - 13/05/2016 10:02 - United States

Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML

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You deserved it 30

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML

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You deserved it 534

By Stunned - 04/02/2013 09:15 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML

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By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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You deserved it 3 632

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CallMeWindSock 24

Thursday 3 July 2014 23:31

Mi casa es su casa?

Trin_Tran 26

Thursday 3 July 2014 23:32

Time to call the police, OP .

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TheVurcle 10

Friday 4 July 2014 15:03

Assholes, poop in their garden, and clog their toilets.

lina21 12

Friday 4 July 2014 19:22

I'm pretty sure that's trespassing OP. Call the cops

Omniprism 14

Friday 4 July 2014 19:45

Call the cops.

Sketchcook 1

Friday 4 July 2014 19:59

I'd have been a little pissed. They wouldn't be allowed back, at least not for some time.

Pixiecrack 11

Friday 4 July 2014 20:02

omg op that happens to me all the time!!! My parents invited them to do that whenever they want but there is a fine line to cross when they still do it and my parents are gone on vacation....I fully support you op in whatever decision you make FYL

Lsidak715 8

Friday 4 July 2014 21:32

What did you do OP?

ladybugz23 13

Friday 4 July 2014 21:55

call police!! right way!!

AwesomeDude77 3

Friday 4 July 2014 23:06

Wait wwwwwwhaaaat this is ur house noo get out of my house

corppe 10

Saturday 5 July 2014 4:46

Take pictures and call the police

slipstreak 10

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:58

Bill them for their little "vacation."

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Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

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