By adieuvelib - 15/10/2011 01:53 - France

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 193
You deserved it 5 789

Same thing different taste

Top comments

FMLandurstoo 9

You did drop something. Your virginity. I'll pick it up for you though. Mmmmmmhmmmmm

Comments

I'll give you a creative so you can creative while you creative.

enonymous 8

35 it's actually Newton not Einstein.

42- there is nothing for you to say about dignity, with your picture.

48- you're kidding right? Justine Bitchieber is the hottest girl ever!!

RSX92 3

Were u by any chance going to movie rental store

Well i know i have no dignity for looking like justin bieber but it seems every time i visit canada i get arrested for pedophile charges.

luis_r96 4
idontcare8l 3

48 - so did the cat sleep tonight? Haha , i like your picture though on a serious note

Op could've said that scooters are like fat girlfriends, fun to ride but not something to show around.

You must have been waiting FOREVER to share that joke.

Actually unlike you I have better things to do but wait to tell jokes and post 15 comments per fml.

I wouldn't care if it was a dick move, I'd still laugh at it like I am now.

Op should have said something about scooter belonging in the closet along with their sexuality...

That, my friends, is why you don't go any where without your glock.

alsnyder12 0
BellaBelle_fml 23

That'd make my morning bike ride all the better

BellaBelle_fml 23

kirsty1551- Stay in school...forever.

phoenixslayer69 4

If you need to ask this question, you should first ask your parents for permission to go on FML

Adman567 9

How bout u all leave kirsty the **** alone. Who cares if she doesnt know wat momentum means and wtf is with the blonde jokes, shes probably good at other things so calm

vergaso 0

Stop sucking kursty's dick... She is obviously retarded or a bad bad bad obvious troll... If not she's a child.... And we don't need more retarded child wannabe trolls here.... That is all

vergaso 0

Stop sucking kursty's dick... She is obviously retarded or a bad bad bad obvious troll... If not she's a child.... And we don't need more retarded child wannabe trolls here.... That is all

Kirsty, lemme introduce you to my friend google

FMLandurstoo 9

You did drop something. Your virginity. I'll pick it up for you though. Mmmmmmhmmmmm

Now kids, that's an asshole! :( sorry op!!

wakadalhadaf 4

he did get trolled, but if I were him, I would've just laughed it off in my own embarrassment at how much of a genius that guy was :P

Trolololololol ^^ but in all seriousness I would be pretty angry at the scooter boy

atlanta_lex 0

That sucks...what a douche. Since you were already stopped, you should've picked up a stick and thrown it at his wheel so it would get caught in the spokes and he would fall.

atlanta_lex 0

**** I just re-read where it says the other dude was on a scooter........so never mind

it might have been a motorized scooter... not the push ones, cause it says the guy headed past him. A push scooter can't really be much faster than a bike

thepatty8474 10

Scooters still have wheels and spokes... Some do...