Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML
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ckr911
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Ahh, smart guy.
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FMLandurstoo
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You did drop something. Your virginity. I'll pick it up for you though. Mmmmmmhmmmmm
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ckr911
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Ahh, smart guy.
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deviable
| 9
I loved that show.
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tatababe
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How creative
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tatababe
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How creative
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tatababe
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How creative
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tatababe
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How creative
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enonymous
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Quintuple Creative
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deviable
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I'll give you a creative so you can creative while you creative.
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changesinme
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Einstein on scooter
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enonymous
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35 it's actually Newton not Einstein.
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nalia18
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Welp there goes your dignity
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JenDanielle917
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42- there is nothing for you to say about dignity, with your picture.
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KrazieKleo
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48- you're kidding right? Justine Bitchieber is the hottest girl ever!!
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MrPedoBear_fml
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I'll help you up that bumpy hill
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shireeniee
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Ahh watch our for pedobear!
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RSX92
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Were u by any chance going to movie rental store
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Anubyte
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Well there goes your autocorrect
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nalia18
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Well i know i have no dignity for looking like justin bieber but it seems every time i visit canada i get arrested for pedophile charges.
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luis_r96
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No different guy lol
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doctorwhogirl
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Reading this fml whilst on the toilet,
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idontcare8l
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48 - so did the cat sleep tonight? Haha , i like your picture though on a serious note
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nolaneldridge
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what a dick...
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vsat207
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Op could've said that scooters are like fat girlfriends, fun to ride but not something to show around.
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ckr911
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You must have been waiting FOREVER to share that joke.
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vsat207
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Actually unlike you I have better things to do but wait to tell jokes and post 15 comments per fml.
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dumboears
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I wouldn't care if it was a dick move, I'd still laugh at it like I am now.
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bevsta
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You look fun
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CRiiSPY_fml
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Op should have said something about scooter belonging in the closet along with their sexuality...
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thisisafunnyname
| 12
That, my friends, is why you don't go any where without your glock.
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alsnyder12
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Lmao, fucking... Great
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Gymnast317
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He's an asshole!
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
He's an evil genius!
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MarioDragon
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That'd make my morning bike ride all the better
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dumboears
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He's hilarious.
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kirsty1551
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what does momentum mean? c:
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BellaBelle_fml
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kirsty1551- Stay in school...forever.
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phoenixslayer69
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If you need to ask this question, you should first ask your parents for permission to go on FML
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starwind3438
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It's ok 70. You're blond.
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starwind3438
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94,it can be spelled either way idiot.
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Adman567
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How bout u all leave kirsty the fuck alone. Who cares if she doesnt know wat momentum means and wtf is with the blonde jokes, shes probably good at other things so calm
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vergaso
| 0
Stop sucking kursty's dick...
She is obviously retarded or a bad bad bad obvious troll...
If not she's a child.... And we don't need more retarded child wannabe trolls here....
That is all
She is obviously retarded or a bad bad bad obvious troll...
If not she's a child.... And we don't need more retarded child wannabe trolls here....
That is all
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vergaso
| 0
Stop sucking kursty's dick...
She is obviously retarded or a bad bad bad obvious troll...
If not she's a child.... And we don't need more retarded child wannabe trolls here....
That is all
She is obviously retarded or a bad bad bad obvious troll...
If not she's a child.... And we don't need more retarded child wannabe trolls here....
That is all
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dumboears
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Kirsty, lemme introduce you to my friend google
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FMLandurstoo
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You did drop something. Your virginity. I'll pick it up for you though. Mmmmmmhmmmmm
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instnt1nfction
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Are you a pedophile?
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FMLandurstoo
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Duh.
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XKXKKXK
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Giggity giggity goo!
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sleepydeath
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That new paper boy gone and broke my sternum
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stevenJB
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Haha oh Herbert..... Plz don't touch me
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EvilPotato
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4 mommy, I'm scared.
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FMLandurstoo
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I'll touch you a lot
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saga_darlin
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herbert the pervert
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angrymexican
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I miss those family guy character conversations on fml
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UrNuckinFuts
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Now kids, that's an asshole! :( sorry op!!
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wakadalhadaf
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Smartest guy in the world!!!
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Bajee
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What a douche!!!
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rkmepm
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What a showerhead? :S
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nate_msm
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He had a point tho but still FYL
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illmatic2
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You got trolled IRL.
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ricinator
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he did get trolled, but if I were him, I would've just laughed it off in my own embarrassment at how much of a genius that guy was :P
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rkmepm
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Trolololololol ^^ but in all seriousness I would be pretty angry at the scooter boy
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The_Instigator
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You have to admit, that is pretty funny.
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atlanta_lex
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That sucks...what a douche.
Since you were already stopped, you should've picked up a stick and thrown it at his wheel so it would get caught in the spokes and he would fall.
Since you were already stopped, you should've picked up a stick and thrown it at his wheel so it would get caught in the spokes and he would fall.
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atlanta_lex
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Fuck I just re-read where it says the other dude was on a scooter........so never mind
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ricinator
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it might have been a motorized scooter... not the push ones, cause it says the guy headed past him. A push scooter can't really be much faster than a bike
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thepatty8474
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Scooters still have wheels and spokes... Some do...