FML : Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing,...

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Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By adieuvelib / Saturday 15 October 2011 01:53 / France

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By ckr911 | 5

#3434264 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:04

Ahh, smart guy.

By FMLandurstoo | 9

#3434276 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:05

You did drop something. Your virginity. I'll pick it up for you though. Mmmmmmhmmmmm

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By ckr911 | 5

#3434264 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:04

Ahh, smart guy.

deviable | 9

#3434387 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:14

I loved that show.

tatababe | 0

#3434429 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:18

How creative

tatababe | 0

#3434432 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:18

How creative

tatababe | 0

#3434435 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:18

How creative

tatababe | 0

#3434438 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:18

How creative

enonymous | 8

#3434464 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:21

Quintuple Creative

deviable | 9

#3434491 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:25

I'll give you a creative so you can creative while you creative.

changesinme | 0

#3434530 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:30

Einstein on scooter

enonymous | 8

#3434561 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:35

35 it's actually Newton not Einstein.

nalia18 | 8

#3434607 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:46

Welp there goes your dignity

JenDanielle917 | 13

#3434681 - Saturday 15 October 2011 07:03

42- there is nothing for you to say about dignity, with your picture.

KrazieKleo | 13

#3434727 - Saturday 15 October 2011 07:13

48- you're kidding right? Justine Bitchieber is the hottest girl ever!!

MrPedoBear_fml | 4

#3435158 - Saturday 15 October 2011 10:24

I'll help you up that bumpy hill

shireeniee | 8

#3435458 - Saturday 15 October 2011 01:02

Ahh watch our for pedobear!

RSX92 | 3

#3436795 - Saturday 15 October 2011 07:39

Were u by any chance going to movie rental store

Anubyte | 0

#3436797 - Saturday 15 October 2011 07:39

Well there goes your autocorrect

nalia18 | 8

#3437443 - Sunday 16 October 2011 01:02

Well i know i have no dignity for looking like justin bieber but it seems every time i visit canada i get arrested for pedophile charges.

luis_r96 | 4

#3438431 - Sunday 16 October 2011 05:26

No different guy lol

doctorwhogirl | 0

#3438436 - Sunday 16 October 2011 05:27

Reading this fml whilst on the toilet,

idontcare8l | 3

#3439013 - Sunday 16 October 2011 09:16

48 - so did the cat sleep tonight? Haha , i like your picture though on a serious note

By nolaneldridge | 1

#3434270 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:04

what a dick...

vsat207 | 0

#3434358 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:12

Op could've said that scooters are like fat girlfriends, fun to ride but not something to show around.

ckr911 | 5

#3434397 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:15

You must have been waiting FOREVER to share that joke.

vsat207 | 0

#3434733 - Saturday 15 October 2011 07:15

Actually unlike you I have better things to do but wait to tell jokes and post 15 comments per fml.

dumboears | 8

#3434789 - Saturday 15 October 2011 07:32

I wouldn't care if it was a dick move, I'd still laugh at it like I am now.

bevsta | 7

#3434793 - Saturday 15 October 2011 07:35

You look fun

CRiiSPY_fml | 0

#3435475 - Saturday 15 October 2011 01:10

Op should have said something about scooter belonging in the closet along with their sexuality...

thisisafunnyname | 12

#3435674 - Saturday 15 October 2011 02:26

That, my friends, is why you don't go any where without your glock.

alsnyder12 | 0

#3469100 - Saturday 22 October 2011 03:23

Lmao, fucking... Great

By Gymnast317 | 4

#3434273 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:05

He's an asshole!

BellaBelle_fml | 23

#3434415 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:16

He's an evil genius!

MarioDragon | 14

#3434525 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:30

That'd make my morning bike ride all the better

dumboears | 8

#3434802 - Saturday 15 October 2011 07:36

He's hilarious.

kirsty1551 | 3

#3434898 - Saturday 15 October 2011 08:09

what does momentum mean? c:

BellaBelle_fml | 23

#3434946 - Saturday 15 October 2011 08:33

kirsty1551- Stay in school...forever.

phoenixslayer69 | 4

#3434949 - Saturday 15 October 2011 08:34

If you need to ask this question, you should first ask your parents for permission to go on FML

starwind3438 | 9

#3435389 - Saturday 15 October 2011 12:33

It's ok 70. You're blond.

starwind3438 | 9

#3435522 - Saturday 15 October 2011 01:31

94,it can be spelled either way idiot.

Adman567 | 9

#3435800 - Saturday 15 October 2011 03:00

How bout u all leave kirsty the fuck alone. Who cares if she doesnt know wat momentum means and wtf is with the blonde jokes, shes probably good at other things so calm

vergaso | 0

#3436063 - Saturday 15 October 2011 04:34

Stop sucking kursty's dick... She is obviously retarded or a bad bad bad obvious troll... If not she's a child.... And we don't need more retarded child wannabe trolls here.... That is all

vergaso | 0

#3436082 - Saturday 15 October 2011 04:37

Stop sucking kursty's dick... She is obviously retarded or a bad bad bad obvious troll... If not she's a child.... And we don't need more retarded child wannabe trolls here.... That is all

dumboears | 8

#3436618 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:32

Kirsty, lemme introduce you to my friend google

By FMLandurstoo | 9

#3434276 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:05

You did drop something. Your virginity. I'll pick it up for you though. Mmmmmmhmmmmm

instnt1nfction | 16

#3434364 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:12

Are you a pedophile?

FMLandurstoo | 9

#3434403 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:15

Duh.

XKXKKXK | 10

#3434424 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:17

Giggity giggity goo!

sleepydeath | 4

#3434711 - Saturday 15 October 2011 07:11

That new paper boy gone and broke my sternum

stevenJB | 22

#3434750 - Saturday 15 October 2011 07:18

Haha oh Herbert..... Plz don't touch me

EvilPotato | 14

#3435385 - Saturday 15 October 2011 12:30

4 mommy, I'm scared.

FMLandurstoo | 9

#3437267 - Saturday 15 October 2011 10:09

I'll touch you a lot

saga_darlin | 0

#3437436 - Sunday 16 October 2011 12:57

herbert the pervert

angrymexican | 8

#3454398 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 04:12

I miss those family guy character conversations on fml

By UrNuckinFuts | 0

#3434284 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:06

Now kids, that's an asshole! :( sorry op!!

wakadalhadaf | 4

#3434558 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:34

Smartest guy in the world!!!

By Bajee | 10

#3434292 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:07

What a douche!!!

rkmepm | 16

#3435721 - Saturday 15 October 2011 02:37

What a showerhead? :S

By nate_msm | 0

#3434308 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:08

He had a point tho but still FYL

By illmatic2 | 16

#3434325 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:09

You got trolled IRL.

ricinator | 11

#3434684 - Saturday 15 October 2011 07:03

he did get trolled, but if I were him, I would've just laughed it off in my own embarrassment at how much of a genius that guy was :P

rkmepm | 16

#3435754 - Saturday 15 October 2011 02:44

Trolololololol ^^ but in all seriousness I would be pretty angry at the scooter boy

By The_Instigator | 11

#3434329 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:09

You have to admit, that is pretty funny.

By atlanta_lex | 0

#3434343 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:11

That sucks...what a douche. Since you were already stopped, you should've picked up a stick and thrown it at his wheel so it would get caught in the spokes and he would fall.

atlanta_lex | 0

#3434494 - Saturday 15 October 2011 06:25

Fuck I just re-read where it says the other dude was on a scooter........so never mind

ricinator | 11

#3434746 - Saturday 15 October 2011 07:17

it might have been a motorized scooter... not the push ones, cause it says the guy headed past him. A push scooter can't really be much faster than a bike