By myasshurts - 14/10/2011 23:03 - United States
  Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML
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  DK1234567  |  8

Am I the only one who's reminded of that Selena Gomez song "I am the thunder and you are the lightning" EVERYTHING COMES NATURALLY IT COMES NATURALLY bAbY BaBy

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28- I would channel Thor any day of the week.
Thor: "This mortal body grows in my pants, I need substance!"
Me: (pushes three fat women over and excitedly jumps up and down while raising hand) "Pick me!!!"

.... Excuse me, I am going to go watch some midgets dressed like Thor getting it on...

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  nalia18  |  8

Imma girl.... And if youd read my info you would no i look nothing like this unless i under went some major not needed surgery... And a haircut...

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  changesinme  |  0

They probably went out a couple of times, grew fond of each other, either one asks the other if they wanted to be in a relationship, either one agrees and here we are now?