By myasshurts - 14/10/2011 23:03 - United States

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Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 628
You deserved it 6 640

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"get ready to feel the thunda!!!"

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Unless you're into that sort of thong?

Welcome to the Thunderdome

at least he spanked u :) I love it wen I get spanked

Maybe he was channelling Thor.

You should've said "and i am the lightning"!!!!!!!!

*thing, damn. Or thong. however he'll have it.

#34: Your profile picture makes me want to punch my iPhone in the face... No offense

54, but his picture of her makes me giggle like a little girl.

34 looks like Justin Bieber haha

68 how perceptive of you.

Says the guy with the Bieber haircut, LOL irony at its best.

No shit...I didn't no that

54 you look like Justin Bieber, so uhm yeah.

Derp derp that's because it is

Am I the only one who's reminded of that Selena Gomez song "I am the thunder and you are the lightning" EVERYTHING COMES NATURALLY IT COMES NATURALLY bAbY BaBy

No dk... We are not all homosexual 5 year olds

28- I would channel Thor any day of the week. Thor: "This mortal body grows in my pants, I need substance!" Me: (pushes three fat women over and excitedly jumps up and down while raising hand) "Pick me!!!" .... Excuse me, I am going to go watch some midgets dressed like Thor getting it on...

Imma girl.... And if youd read my info you would no i look nothing like this unless i under went some major not needed surgery... And a haircut...

Did he cum with the thunder?? Sounds like it!!

Fuck yes. I unintentionally made a good comment.

I don't think most people get his joke... He is the thunder because he came 2nd.

"get ready to feel the thunda!!!"

I would have found that funny...maybe not the yelling in the ear part.

THUNDER, Thunder, THUNDER! ThunderCats Ho!!!

can we also assume that he is lighting fast?

You've been - thunderstruck!

101 gets the bonus points for the ACDC reference :)

watch the ballad of truck thunders on YouTube it'll make this FML a lot funnier.

Damn I laughed while reading this.

Why do you even waste time posting this comment If all you're going to say is haha..

Oh god... Some people.... And how exactly did you end up with him? :/

They probably went out a couple of times, grew fond of each other, either one asks the other if they wanted to be in a relationship, either one agrees and here we are now?

Well how do u end up with a girl? If u follow any of the old testament u can catch a mate :P haha

That wasn't even remotely funny. It wasn't stupid or witty, just completely pointless.

Boy meets girl. Boy clubs girl over the head. Boy drags girl back to his man cave. Boy is the thunder.

atleast he has a sense of humor..if it is really that big of deal to you, let him know.

Thunder THUNDER THUNDER OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

justin bieber?

I thought the same thing haha

Thundercats hoeeeee

Haha. Wow. The first thing I thought of when I read this was Justin bieber. :/

Thunder! Thunder! ThunderCATS hooo!

But Liono!!!! Snarf Snarf

Thunder THUNDER THUNDER OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

wow. I'm surprised he didn't scream out 'I GOT THE POWER!' or 'I GOT THE MAGIC IN ME!'

She now has the magic in her.

I like how she said, steamy love-making. but you had sex with him do you had a taste for the thunder, what's so bad about this?

Lols you have thunder thighs.