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charming mother you have.
One day you will choose her retirement home ;)
She knee'd to say such a bad joke
#1 - I couldn't help but read that In yoda's voice.
So OP, it looks like that arrow was a pain in the knee, and your mom is a pain in the ass.
She was just pulling your leg
'Mom of the Year' right there.
Well... you are. For now.
Laughin' at cripples...a beloved American pastime
For a long time. That knee surgery is no joke. I wish you a speedy and full recovery OP.
This is when you sneak off in the night to have a secret surgery to give you a robotic leg. Then scare her with the thought of a super punt.
I'm on my hands and knees here, begging you all to stop. There's seemingly been a spike in those jokes lately. Please don't start it again!
I thought you were giving free head.
71 - Free? No. 75 - Looks clean enough to me. :)
What a bitch :( did she at least get you water?
I'm sure OPs mom got him/her water. She's just giving him a hard time, not being mean. I laughed at my mom after she broke her collarbone and she was forced to be a couch potato for a week, but I also got her water, changed her ice constantly and made her all of her meals.
Just because the mother laughed at OP doesn't mean she's a bitch! Our generation has barely any respect for our mothers anymore :(
I love my mom. She's hilarious. But she can be nasty too sometimes. I respect her though That was a bitch move if you're in that much pain or cannot move.
Hit her with your walking stick.
#52 I gotta feel sorry for you dumbasses who think's that it is funny EVERYTIME fml is about parents. And not only this shit is old, it's not even remotely funny. Only people that find this appealing are "underage weaklings" that haven't gone through their rebel phase yet, and that's you my friend, u have no taste and u don't know good jokes, I guess that's what happens if u spend ur whole childhood watching tom and jerrry and simply know no better.
what a way to show sympathy :P
did she at least get you the water you requested? it would be really mean of her if she walked up to you with the water and drank it right in front of you.......just saying
Work up the fortitude to get yourself a glass of water. Pour water on mother. She won't retaliate; you're handicapped for a little while. Victory shall be yours.
She just had a mind fart.....not a big deal
From what I gather, the FML is based on her forgetting about him having surgey. People can tend to let things slip from their mind. Or is it based on her laughing at him hysterically? Maybe my mind is farting.
At that point don't even ask her. You don't need her OP, be a man and crawl to your water! Be the alpha cripple! Show the other cripples your dominance!
"I used to get my own water . . . but then I took an arrow to the knee."
Haha
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charming mother you have.
Hit her with your walking stick.