By crippy - 26/06/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I came home from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to get me a glass of water. She replied, "You can get it, you're not crippled. Oh wait, yeah you are" and laughed hysterically. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 924
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charming mother you have.

Hit her with your walking stick.

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charming mother you have.

One day you will choose her retirement home ;)

She knee'd to say such a bad joke

My mom would do something like this.

Quite charming. Plus she still has her humor intact. Deal with it for now and think of quick comebacks for later

#1 - I couldn't help but read that In yoda's voice.

So OP, it looks like that arrow was a pain in the knee, and your mom is a pain in the ass.

She was just pulling your leg

'Mom of the Year' right there.

My mother did the exact same thing to me twice. Ive had to knee surgeries

Well... you are. For now.

Laughin' at cripples...a beloved American pastime

For a long time. That knee surgery is no joke. I wish you a speedy and full recovery OP.

I'm curious what kind of knee surgery OP had...

This is when you sneak off in the night to have a secret surgery to give you a robotic leg. Then scare her with the thought of a super punt.

Knee surgery? I think OP is a guard from Skyrim.

I'm on my hands and knees here, begging you all to stop. There's seemingly been a spike in those jokes lately. Please don't start it again!

I thought you were giving free head.

26- I never make jokes like this. I hate Internet memes! But I had to. I had to dammit!

26- I never make jokes like this. I hate internet memes! But I had to. I had to dammit! Also, since your already on your hands and kneeeeeees… can you scrub the floor?

71 - Free? No. 75 - Looks clean enough to me. :)

What a bitch :( did she at least get you water?

I'm sure OPs mom got him/her water. She's just giving him a hard time, not being mean. I laughed at my mom after she broke her collarbone and she was forced to be a couch potato for a week, but I also got her water, changed her ice constantly and made her all of her meals.

Just because the mother laughed at OP doesn't mean she's a bitch! Our generation has barely any respect for our mothers anymore :(

I love my mom. She's hilarious. But she can be nasty too sometimes. I respect her though That was a bitch move if you're in that much pain or cannot move.

Hit her with your walking stick.

ah and again one of top comments promotes violence against parents. are all fml users underage weaklings that can't take a joke???

47- You are the one who is a "underage weakling that can't take a joke." He was obviously joking, and if you can't take a joke, you might as well leave FML.

#52 I gotta feel sorry for you dumbasses who think's that it is funny EVERYTIME fml is about parents. And not only this shit is old, it's not even remotely funny. Only people that find this appealing are "underage weaklings" that haven't gone through their rebel phase yet, and that's you my friend, u have no taste and u don't know good jokes, I guess that's what happens if u spend ur whole childhood watching tom and jerrry and simply know no better.

91- People like the joke. What is wrong with that? Either you are trying to get into an argument or you just need to take a chill pil.

what a way to show sympathy :P

did she at least get you the water you requested? it would be really mean of her if she walked up to you with the water and drank it right in front of you.......just saying

Work up the fortitude to get yourself a glass of water. Pour water on mother. She won't retaliate; you're handicapped for a little while. Victory shall be yours.

She just had a mind fart.....not a big deal

It is you that had the mind fart. Read between the lines.

From what I gather, the FML is based on her forgetting about him having surgey. People can tend to let things slip from their mind. Or is it based on her laughing at him hysterically? Maybe my mind is farting.

I'm pretty sure she didn't forget. I think her pun was intentional.

At that point don't even ask her. You don't need her OP, be a man and crawl to your water! Be the alpha cripple! Show the other cripples your dominance!

"I used to get my own water . . . but then I took an arrow to the knee."