By Anonameow - 26/02/2016 00:31 - United States - Nanticoke

Today, I'm recovering from surgery. Every time I laugh, it hurts so badly I start to cry, which hurts even worse and makes it difficult to breathe. The painkillers I'm on make everything seem funny. I laughed so hard at a dumb pun that I nearly passed out. FML
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CheekyRaccoon 27

I'd make a funny joke, but it'd probably be too painful to read.

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whatarethisss 23

Just try to sleep..get well soon.

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CheekyRaccoon 27

Nope, it just hurts.

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fuckfuckityfuck 16
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Those puns were painful to read

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brenton490 19
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Nah these puns just take my breath away.

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hellobobismyname 24

These are not actually puns.

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fuckfuckityfuck 16
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All is fair in pun and war

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WCARlover 34
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Making a dumb pun is usually my go-to comment for an FML but now I don't really want to for your sake OP :/

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whatarethisss 23

Just try to sleep..get well soon.

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CheekyRaccoon 27

I'd make a funny joke, but it'd probably be too painful to read.

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Colon_Man 17
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Sounds legit. Also, are you sure the pun wasn't said by a hallucination? I once woke up from post op talking to my dad, who was out having a smoke.

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johhnn 8

Praying for you

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Tripartita 44
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Pfft, that's nothing. I'm sacrificing goats, sheep, and lambs for the OP!

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MarkTheMintMan 21
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Oh god OP, please don't read the comments until your better.

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jansdrs 19
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I feel your pain. After a surgery, everyone kept cracking jokes and I nearly passed out from the pain.

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enxhi96 21
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You must have gotten your tonsils removed because this sounds exactly like my experience.

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RageWolf16 31
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Or stomach surgery, your abdominal muscles flex a lot when you laugh and that could rip the stitches out of an incision

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jansdrs 19
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In my case, it was my appendix.

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angelitared 27
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I want some of those pain killers!

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