By Anonameow - 26/02/2016 00:31 - United States - Nanticoke
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That sucks
Those puns were painful to read
Nah these puns just take my breath away.
All is fair in pun and war
Making a dumb pun is usually my go-to comment for an FML but now I don't really want to for your sake OP :/
Sounds legit. Also, are you sure the pun wasn't said by a hallucination? I once woke up from post op talking to my dad, who was out having a smoke.
Pfft, that's nothing. I'm sacrificing goats, sheep, and lambs for the OP!
Oh god OP, please don't read the comments until your better.
I feel your pain. After a surgery, everyone kept cracking jokes and I nearly passed out from the pain.
You must have gotten your tonsils removed because this sounds exactly like my experience.
Or stomach surgery, your abdominal muscles flex a lot when you laugh and that could rip the stitches out of an incision
In my case, it was my appendix.
I want some of those pain killers!
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I'd make a funny joke, but it'd probably be too painful to read.
Just try to sleep..get well soon.