Today, I'm recovering from surgery. Every time I laugh, it hurts...

By Anonameow - 26/2/2016 00:31 - United States - Nanticoke

Today, I'm recovering from surgery. Every time I laugh, it hurts so badly I start to cry, which hurts even worse and makes it difficult to breathe. The painkillers I'm on make everything seem funny. I laughed so hard at a dumb pun that I nearly passed out. FML

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By CheekyRaccoon | 27

#6545865 - Friday 26 February 2016 17:21

I'd make a funny joke, but it'd probably be too painful to read.

By whatarethisss | 22

#6545863 - Friday 26 February 2016 17:20

Just try to sleep..get well soon.

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By totallynotemily | 25

#6545861 - Friday 26 February 2016 17:19

That sucks

CheekyRaccoon | 27

#6545871 - Friday 26 February 2016 17:22

Nope, it just hurts.

fuckfuckityfuck | 16

#6546070 - Friday 26 February 2016 19:59

Those puns were painful to read

brenton490 | 19

#6546335 - Saturday 27 February 2016 2:52

Nah these puns just take my breath away.

hellobobismyname | 24

#6546382 - Saturday 27 February 2016 4:05

These are not actually puns.

fuckfuckityfuck | 16

#6546387 - Saturday 27 February 2016 4:20

All is fair in pun and war

By WCARlover | 34

#6545862 - Friday 26 February 2016 17:20

Making a dumb pun is usually my go-to comment for an FML but now I don't really want to for your sake OP :/

By whatarethisss | 22

#6545863 - Friday 26 February 2016 17:20

Just try to sleep..get well soon.

By CheekyRaccoon | 27

#6545865 - Friday 26 February 2016 17:21

I'd make a funny joke, but it'd probably be too painful to read.

By Colon_Man | 17

#6545867 - Friday 26 February 2016 17:21

Sounds legit.
Also, are you sure the pun wasn't said by a hallucination?

I once woke up from post op talking to my dad, who was out having a smoke.

By johhnn | 8

#6545872 - Friday 26 February 2016 17:22

Praying for you

Tripartita | 44

#6545883 - Friday 26 February 2016 17:33

Pfft, that's nothing. I'm sacrificing goats, sheep, and lambs for the OP!

By MarkTheMintMan | 21

#6545877 - Friday 26 February 2016 17:25

Oh god OP, please don't read the comments until your better.

By jansdrs | 19

#6545878 - Friday 26 February 2016 17:25

I feel your pain. After a surgery, everyone kept cracking jokes and I nearly passed out from the pain.

By enxhi96 | 21

#6545899 - Friday 26 February 2016 17:46

You must have gotten your tonsils removed because this sounds exactly like my experience.

RageWolf16 | 31

#6545909 - Friday 26 February 2016 17:50

Or stomach surgery, your abdominal muscles flex a lot when you laugh and that could rip the stitches out of an incision

jansdrs | 19

#6545922 - Friday 26 February 2016 17:57

In my case, it was my appendix.

By angelitared | 27

#6545934 - Friday 26 February 2016 18:09

I want some of those pain killers!