Today, I called security at my school because I left my mittens in a classroom and it was locked. When the security officer showed up, he asked if the mittens I was looking for were the ones on my hands. I even had to take one of them off to call them. FML
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Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, three policemen interrogated me and asked for ID, but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML
Today, I went to school wearing the same jacket I had gone hiking in the previous day. When I found out that I had left my 2" pocket knife in the pocket I immediately turned it in to the front office. They promptly had me arrested for bringing a weapon on campus. FML
Today, I work the night shift as a security officer. I packed my uniform and my stuff into one large bag and left for work. When I arrived, I realized that I'd left something important at home, so guess what it was? My security pass and it was almost 5 minutes before my shift started. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, after softball practice, I could not find my car keys. Emptied my bag completely, no keys. Called a locksmith but he never showed up. Walked across the street to ask the fire department if they could help. After they got into my car, I found them. In my bag. Caught in my scorebook. The fireman just laughed. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML
Today, I showed up to an important meeting 20 minutes late, claiming I couldn't find my keys. They were in my hand the whole time, and I realized it just as I reached for the doorknob. Everyone saw me pause mid-step, staring at my hand in disbelief. FML
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ThirstyGrunt 6
How do you.NOT deserve this ?
a1f0sff 25
That's hilarious! I would have loved to see your face when he pointed that out...
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Comments (100)
Pandamonia88 9
YDI but that is adorable "halp halp I can't find my mittens ;_;" "oh dey on ma handz :D" I've done the same thing with my keys, freaked out cos I can't get out the house.
slyace 9
Thats....special. YDI
HelloChrissy 9
Couldn't you just wait till the next day...?
djr1217 7
Your atupid
eyesmile27 7
I hate saying this to anyone but - MAN ARE YOU SMART! Just kidding. YDI. But at least you're still beautiful :) and you got your mittens back - somewhat :)
RKD 23
Bless you, OP! Have done that sort of thing,,,,been looking for my cell phone while talking on it! Happens to everybody!
AlexJones44 9
Dero..
nikkiluvzglen 16
Red Forman(That 70's show)- Dumbass
sonnyrosa 32
That's kind of like when someone loses their phone and they're talking on it while they're looking for it... scatterbrained, we all are at times... most security guards have a sense of humor about stuff like that... at least it wasn't something difficult, time consuming, or required lots of paperwork.
BrashlyHonest20 4
I don't consider this a good FML. This kind of thing happens to a large amount of people.