Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I worked such a long shift at Panera that when my boyfriend called later, I answered, "It's a fresh day at Panera Bread in [town], this is [name] speaking. How may I help you?" He thought it was hilarious. FML
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Top comments
zingline89 18
Do you always moan when your boyfriend eats out? Giggity
PlutoPrincess222 9
Well that was an interesting move on your part haha :)
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Comments (108)
Gtaylorfication 0
Ummmm that was the point of what you are trying to do right?
ChaosOfDarkness 0
Fast food song cue
howrudoin 11
Haha, that happened to my ex gf once, except i didnt kno she had me on speaker and i was talking about her breasts. I'd say she was more embarrassed XD
doubleea 3
Sick lad.
rainbowcabbage 4
Has anybody noticed yet that "sexily" is not a word?
sorrowevicteon 9
Yesily I have.
jcmjr 4
Oooooohhh yesssssss Burger!!!!!!
raraisbang 12
It seems you are not forgiven. No sarcasm there, as you are obviously overly sensitive.
grannygruber 6
Not like anyone could see you, he prolly put u on speakerphone after u started doing it.
KeyboardWarrior 10
I find it funny that you say you don't know why you're being thumbed down, (It's quite obvious why unless you're new to this site) and that you actually care. No offense to those who love their thumbs ups, but honestly. It's a virtual number that will in no way (or should) affect your life. You do seem overly sensitive and I really don't agree with you, just trying to point out that asking them to forgive you for one stupid comment is pointless. It usually wont happen, just makes you sound vulnerable. Just move on and regain their favour if it really means something to you.
rubberduckie94 13
I did I tour of duty at burger king. Working in the back can hear everything said and done in the cars going through the drive through. It was very funny at times.