Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I worked such a long shift at Panera that when my boyfriend called later, I answered, "It's a fresh day at Panera Bread in [town], this is [name] speaking. How may I help you?" He thought it was hilarious. FML
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Top comments
zingline89 18
Do you always moan when your boyfriend eats out? Giggity
PlutoPrincess222 9
Well that was an interesting move on your part haha :)
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Comments (108)
taracrane1 7
Nothing out of the ordinary
11mandy80 6
"and would u like a hot girl with your cheeseburger and fries!"
Il_Maestro 6
Human beings were not likely on the menu, 14.
11mandy80 6
105, even I thumbed up on your comment
BunBunBabe 8
Hahahaha I moan over the phone when my bf and I are on the phone and he's busy talking to someone else, just to be funny and to hear him tell me to knock it off... But he probably wouldn't have put it on speakerphone/ left it on speakerphone.
perdix 31
Snickers really satisfy, unlike fake ****** noises.
hunterfisher98 8
Sounds like somebody got entertained haha. Sucks for you OP
SkyBirdy 5
You were still talking to him while he was ordering?
ripresno 10
Yesss! And if there's a strong zombie believer, you might get shot! Then everyone will believe it and you won't be as embarrassed!
Tuesdaythe10th 11
McDonald's can be orgasmic
JackSteely 8
Moaning zombie strikes again lol!
perdix 31
Did he order a Fur Burger, Tuna Tacos and Bearded Clams?
RadioOctopus 16
Wtf?
perdix 31
Back in the day, it was uncommon for women to shave their lady parts, thus food references to the genitalia reflected that. I forgot "hair pie." Ask your mom.