Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML
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Top comments
azyjazy713 11
So basically he wants to be in a relationship 3/4 of the month smh
Fatfairygoth 11
That sucks OP, move on quick
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Comments (176)
Matrix_Redeemer 6
Why are all the comments saying she might be bitchy during her periods getting disliked. A lot of girls are and i'm sure bf's wouldn't wanna deal with that.
howtobestupid 16
Lil bitch to afraid to go in on your period. Condom it and hit it
EchoSerenity 15
What a dick, period or not he should at least watch a movie with you, you're not his sex toy. Kick his ungrateful ass to the crub and find yourself a real man.
ladybugz23 13
he's jerk.
BadKitty13 28
you mean your EX bf right ?? He's pretty rude. I wouldn't put up with that BS. ok I know I am gonna get thumbed down but whatever. NO one should EVER have to put up with being disrespected. Period or no Period.
113421145311564 14
Get out
DarkPoet_fml 5
If it's time for aunt flow. Then it's time to go
thundermoo 16
I don't understand the women who date immature pricks then expect other people to feel sorry for them every time the guy does something mean. You know how you fix this problem? Stop dating assholes.
squideth 18
Let me guess, you're a REALLY NICE GUY??? Yeah get over yourself, fedorabro.
katt_is_here 24
LOL!!!! Fedorabro! That's awesome.
sgardner10682 4
Yeah you need to have a chat with your boyfriend about mutual respect . And with hold any " jobs" til he gets the point. #mytwocents
meow378 1
How rude .-.
rachangie 19
Maybe he's not just in the relationship for sex, maybe he's just grossed out about knowing when your period is. Or maybe he's afraid you'll be a giant bitch the whole time, it's a common misconception. No need to jump to the worst possible conclusion:)
pandalover69 26
If he's gonna be that much of an ass then she should still dumb him. Even if he's not in it just for sex she could do better, no one deserves an ass like that for a boyfriend.
knoxxx 22
Yeah, if he's "grossed out" knowing she's on her period, he's too immature to be having sex or even be worth dating. Dump the child.
rachangie 19
I think they should at least have a discussion about it or else she becomes just as immature. Relationships take two people willing to have discussions about things, dumping him immediately is never the first conclusion I jump to. If he refuses to talk about it and the relationship doesn't grow from this situation then by all means, she should dump him.