Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML
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Top comments
azyjazy713 11
So basically he wants to be in a relationship 3/4 of the month smh
Fatfairygoth 11
That sucks OP, move on quick
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Comments (176)
lorianistheman89 1
Why is everyone calling him an "asshole?" There's no point in hanging out with your gf if she's on her period. She can't do anything on her period, so it's useless. Well, then again, her mouth isn't bleeding, so OP's bf should have thought of that. Just sayin
titibug823 11
Because in a relationship, shouldn't it be enough to just be with the person? Sure, sex is great, but its not the only part of being with someone
lorianistheman89 1
sorry my comment got moderated. Shoulda watched my language but anyways. I'm with the OP's bf side. For example, everytime my gf is on her period, i never chill with her? For what? She can't do anything.
SillyBeanie 8
Guess it's time to move on OP get someone more mature and will treat you right
orsombre_fml 11
Dump the jerk. Nobody deserves to be reduced to a sex provider.
678bebe 15
aww rude ha sorry
katrinakae1 5
Sounds like you need a real man.
808andheartbreak 16
He just made it clear that he's around for one thing. Love yourself and dump this scum.
sehrgutmann 19
My girlfriend and I have sex all the time when she's on her period. Just put a red towel under us and use protection of course.
ChesireSmoke 3
That's not a real man, a real man would want to be with you no matter what time of the month it is
Algorithm 24
Speaking as a lesbian, no. Period sex is gross, and I don't blame anyone for opting out of it.
andiesaur 18
You mean your ex boyfriend... Right?
mvc3ftw 17
Get Out...
FMLGUY254 1
Maybe it was for the best. He didn't want to make you upset on your period and screw things up.
chadermcchaf 16
He only wants her for SEX