Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML
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Top comments
azyjazy713 11
So basically he wants to be in a relationship 3/4 of the month smh
Fatfairygoth 11
That sucks OP, move on quick
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Comments (176)
MyS3lf 24
So he's your ex-boyfriend now, right? He ought to be, you shouldn't waste your time with such a jerk.
godcomplexkid 7
it's a trap!
sailorarctic 22
why do so many men not realize you can do more than penetrative sex while their girl is having her shark week? oral. use hands. or, in my husband's case paizuri if you have the chest for it.
lalaney 14
Louie CK: "Young men are afraid of women's bodies. They say 'My girlfriends on her period!! What do I do??'" "Eff her right in her period hole! Hey, I'm 43, I don't give a s***. You're on your period, come right on over. I'll drink the blood after, let's party!" Point being, when boys grow into men, they stop being disturbed by the natural things women's bodies do, and stop making the women feel bad about it themselves.
nofMl98 8
Break up with him..
dragonrider1959 18
Well not to be a jerk or anything but when a girl is on her period she acts irrationally and guys will not want to risk dealing with someone acting irrationally. It's not the girls fault or the guy.
dragonrider1959 18
While I don't agree with the word choice, that was a bit immature and rude, you can't blame a guy for wanting to steer clear.
Lili_love 14
maybe I'm weird but I don't see a problem? personally I would never invite a guy over if I'm on my period. its awkward and pointless to me but that's just me
abccc123 2
period sex is great sex
loveseat14 11
Break up with me asap
loveseat14 11
Him
Murkyy 15
What a bloody idiot.