Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML
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Top comments
azyjazy713 11
So basically he wants to be in a relationship 3/4 of the month smh
Fatfairygoth 11
That sucks OP, move on quick
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Comments (176)
erriiinn 9
Get a new boy who won't only want you when you can have sex smh
miss_amphetamine 24
Ouch. How inconsiderate of him. If my boyfriend did this to me I'd be seriously pissed... He should be bringing you chocolate and midol!! I wish dudes had to have a period so they'd know what it's like. >:(
ober80 6
I seriously hoped you have dumped him
ForbiddenDestiny 20
And now you're single right? X
113421145311564 14
No. Get out. Dumping isn't always the answer. (Unless it's FML.com or twitter) Oh... Sorry
Sathane 21
Lol. I'm laughing pretty hard at all the tards out here immediately jumping to "dump him". You all must have great, fulfilling, long term relationships. Lmao!
KatDoodar 10
whe the hell would you mention your period?? you're asking him to come over not telling him your girl problems that should be kept to yourself. you should have just let him find out the hard way he wouldn't have cared i know my bf doesn't give a **** cuz dat puss is worth it.
that1human 1
This reminds me of the times I stayed over at my girlfriends place and we cuddled in her bed while watching a movie and eating ice-cream when she was on her period but unfortunately those times are over 'cause she left me... :<
that1human 1
Or the times I stayed over at my ex-girlfriends place rather...
littlekaylaj 6
Um next! that's so immature and rude and disrespectful. sorry we can't have sex babe because my ****** is ******* bleeding!
graphicstyle7 17
It's funny how the young people on here, those below 20, can't see anything wrong with his behavior. You live, you learn, and then you stop putting up with this kind of crap. No, he's not entitled to be rude and reject you because you are on your period. No, you are not so "cranky" that people have to treat you like toxic waste. Learn a little self-respect, girls. Learn that periods happen and deal, boys.
Sathane 21
Ha! Spoken just like the entitled generation that's the cause of many of the needless crap these days. People should "just deal with it" if you're being a raging bitch on your rag but if they say a single thing that doesn't sit well with you they should be discarded, right? Good luck in life, you're going to need it.
hordriss 14
Well you know exactly what he values in the relationship.