Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML
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Top comments
azyjazy713 11
So basically he wants to be in a relationship 3/4 of the month smh
Fatfairygoth 11
That sucks OP, move on quick
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Comments (176)
pandalover69 26
Sounds like your boyfriend is only with you for sex. End it now before he really hurts you in the long run.
forsaken_ones 9
You've just been forsaken
2potato4u 16
What a dick
JRtheSnowman 5
Break up with that guy, he obviously only wants to hook up with you, and go get a real man
mageepaigeee44 15
Then he shouldn't be in a relationship with her. Some women have issues with their hormones and get mood swings. If he's not mature enough to handle that then he shouldn't be with her
Marie54321 19
Now you know the answer to the next few questions of his
Artures_way1 23
Put your dirty tampons in his windows, car, mail box, etc.
mollypop35 28
Boys will be boys...
lina21 12
What was the logic behind the period mention? "Hey honey, let's watch a movie, and by the way I'm bleeding out my ass," which in guy speak means "I'm a raging PMSy bitch and we're not having sex"
Alittlebunny 3
Is no one going to question how while asking her bf over to watch a movie, that her being on her period just magically came up in the conversation.