Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML
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Nikia818 6
Thank you all so much! To clarify, I wasn't naked. I had a tank top on. I'm only kidding about worrying about getting laid. I'm studying to get into med school, so I really don't get laid in real life. But it doesn't bother me. I let the hot pocket sit and it was the perfect temperature until that bite...which was at the very end... I do have a nickel-sized pink scar and it blistered a little bit, but nothing major. All in all, I now know that the filling of a hpt pocket is hotter than the fiery pits of Hell.
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emmingle 24
Slow down, hotstuff.
mpkpm 19
Well at least something hot got to 2nd base with you!
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Nikia818 6
Thank you all so much! To clarify, I wasn't naked. I had a tank top on. I'm only kidding about worrying about getting laid. I'm studying to get into med school, so I really don't get laid in real life. But it doesn't bother me. I let the hot pocket sit and it was the perfect temperature until that bite...which was at the very end... I do have a nickel-sized pink scar and it blistered a little bit, but nothing major. All in all, I now know that the filling of a hpt pocket is hotter than the fiery pits of Hell.
Kahli21 15
Aloe vera plant is the best thing to put on burns, but you already knew that, right? I totally know the feeling of getting hot food down my shirt too, it's worse if it manages to get into your bra too.
MissSticks 21
I hate getting crumbs stuck in my bra. They're all scratchy.
Turbo_Turtle 14
Don't worry, op. When I was 7, I was making a kid's linguine (the penguin food), and it had pudding in it. It was so hot when I took it out that I dropped it and pudding burnt my foot.
smokecloud_ 37
Not the pudding! That cheap crappy stuff was delicious..
xerbrus 14
idk about as hot as hell but pretty close I'm told
darkfireflame 15
I'd still give you sympathy sex.
last_patriot 10
Shoulda spilled some on the next bite too. Everyone knows the first bite is like lava and the second is like liquid nitrogen.
HFM15 5
someone might think its a hickey...
kaitieloo 22
A blistering hickey? What is OP doing, getting it on with Satan?
sdroze1389 31
#88. I practically pissed my pants. that was funny no matter what haters say.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
And why would someone give another person a hickey on their boob?
kaitieloo 22
I appreciate that! Thanks!
cypherwars 15
it will heal OP take care!
kristhvr 9
Don't worry! I've done the same thing and got laid after the fact.
QuantumCommenter 7
You have boobs. ∴ All you must do is ask. Most men (and some women) will say yes.
worthlessACfan 11
at least your boob is now hot (;
sdroze1389 31
dude you're giving hyper aggressive internet pervs a bad name.
goldenchocobo25 2
hot pocket money shot! you've arrived
Celfyndel 16
Not all guys care about boobs. You'll be fine unless you're just a terrible human being.