Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML
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Nikia818 6
Thank you all so much! To clarify, I wasn't naked. I had a tank top on. I'm only kidding about worrying about getting laid. I'm studying to get into med school, so I really don't get laid in real life. But it doesn't bother me. I let the hot pocket sit and it was the perfect temperature until that bite...which was at the very end... I do have a nickel-sized pink scar and it blistered a little bit, but nothing major. All in all, I now know that the filling of a hpt pocket is hotter than the fiery pits of Hell.
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emmingle 24
Slow down, hotstuff.
mpkpm 19
Well at least something hot got to 2nd base with you!
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Comments (145)
ndnpride88 25
I don't think it would be your boobs that are preventing you from getting laid.
PainOfDemise 11
Interesting that you were eating it topless. Next time, put a shirt on, the extra layer helps.
sunnyray812 42
She just said she wore a tank top.
Neckyl 6
YDI (not getting laid) for not being able to construct a coherent story.
shortemogirl 10
I've down that a couple time hurts like hell
ShenaniganNinja 20
Eating a hot pocket. YDI.
Daera_fml 1
I once burnt my boob (left) with nearly boiling water, straight from the kettle. It is very difficult to try to let an injury heal on your boob, because at the same time you have to be able to move your arms, wear bra, carry a backpack and stuff like that, without opening the wound. From my experience it is nearly impossible.
protected_by_9mm 4
i volenteer
perdix 31
#123, I'd think the OP might want a guy who can spell and capitalize.
Kendrah18 19
This one doesn't even belong here. It's poorly written and makes almost no sense.
exoticgirl 5
Happened to me before too FML
Andrew4263 12
how would this effect with you getting laid?