Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML
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Nikia818 6
Thank you all so much! To clarify, I wasn't naked. I had a tank top on. I'm only kidding about worrying about getting laid. I'm studying to get into med school, so I really don't get laid in real life. But it doesn't bother me. I let the hot pocket sit and it was the perfect temperature until that bite...which was at the very end... I do have a nickel-sized pink scar and it blistered a little bit, but nothing major. All in all, I now know that the filling of a hpt pocket is hotter than the fiery pits of Hell.
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emmingle 24
Slow down, hotstuff.
mpkpm 19
Well at least something hot got to 2nd base with you!
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Comments (145)
TXFernwoods 26
You could like lie to people and make up this insane story how you burned your right boob during a fireworks battle! :D
xerbrus 14
Roman candles ftw
thelittlemissy 29
Be careful of your breast friends.
mekoveya 10
Somewhere out there is a man who has done something equally painful with the filling of a hot pocket when it spilled out onto his chest. You should find that man and build a life together.
mattrd_fml 31
Hot Pockets are disgusting. YDI
sdroze1389 31
my God man, do you need an exorcism?
OctoDope 15
I'm going to go with the latter.
worldclassrager 41
Try lean pockets?
dachayke 16
And that would make a difference because?
strike2867 13
Eating hot pockets in the nude, I'm sure you're some college guy's dream
Sheh_fml 25
You don't have to be nude to manage such a burn. you don't even have to wear a particularly low-cut top. Besides being hot the filling is also fairly moist, so it dampens the fabric and skin and pretty much any water/liquid is an excellent conductor of heat.
TheDrifter 24
Maybe he's a foodie?
unfuckmylife 13
The hot pocket filling must have been reely horny that time
LibyMe 8
Good thing is although hot pockets are hot as hell it probably won't scar you so it will be gone after a while.