Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML
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Nikia818 6
Thank you all so much! To clarify, I wasn't naked. I had a tank top on. I'm only kidding about worrying about getting laid. I'm studying to get into med school, so I really don't get laid in real life. But it doesn't bother me. I let the hot pocket sit and it was the perfect temperature until that bite...which was at the very end... I do have a nickel-sized pink scar and it blistered a little bit, but nothing major. All in all, I now know that the filling of a hpt pocket is hotter than the fiery pits of Hell.
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emmingle 24
Slow down, hotstuff.
mpkpm 19
Well at least something hot got to 2nd base with you!
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perdix 31
You might not be able to get coitus, but you could probably get some dirty, old man to lick the hot filling off your boob. I happen to know one ... ;)
Welshite 40
That was nightmare inducing.
yeti37 16
Ouch! We want to know what happens, so keep us abreast....
AlaskanG 27
What does that have to do with getting laid?
xerbrus 14
burn mark on her breast probably doesn't look very attractive to her but reality is most guys are so desperate for sex they wouldn't even notice
sdroze1389 31
#41. exactly, take it where you can get it. I haven't seen action in like three years, I'll go furry if it changes that
Goblin182 27
#41, I resent that. I ain't saying it ain't true, I just resent it.
xerbrus 14
Hey I get cranky after a month with out sex and I'm engaged. I understand how it is for single guys that go 3 or more months
DavidKnows 11
Engaged & a month or more w/o sex? WTF? Are you in a long distance relationship? If she isn't interested in sex now, just wait until you get married! She'll NEVER give you any. Be warned!
xerbrus 14
the difference is I'm not an ass we have sex but not for long periods at a time because when we have sex frequently our relationship status to revolve around it on both sides
airsoftman15 2
Very specific
greenpixi 10
It's happened to me before with pizza rolls. I still get laid.
kinky44 28
Brag about it.
CrazyMelvin 14
You must be big breasted or you were cooking on the nude. You should be careful next time.
hokie16 13
Not necessarily. If you're wearing a tank top, or any shirt you can look down into (even if it's not really showy), it's pretty easy to drop or spill stuff down it.
Sheh_fml 25
Even men, which are most often the opposite of large chested, manages to drop things on themselves. Unless you lean forward, but as hot pockets aren't usually that messy to eat I don't see why anyone would. Also, you can burn yourself through the fabric of a shirt. Since the filling is moist, it will dampen the shirt and skin, which will then be an excellent heat conductor.
Honema 16
She could've been wearing a thin top, that way it would still burn as hell even through the shirt.
sdroze1389 31
#55. Lol called it, I'm a flat chested guy and I proudly own a shirt I eat bachelor food in, despite being a cook.
coried91 28
Does that really matter or are you just that lonely?
horneyhic 15
I'll f*ck you
coried91 28
I would seriously appreciate it if FML would put my comments on the comment i was actually responding to.
coried91 28
Most times I understand your comments but times like these I sit here scratching my head wondering what in the hell was going through your mind when you typed your comment. Needless to say, I don't get it.
graceinsheepwear 34
That filling is like molten lava. Ouch!