Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML
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Nikia818 6
Thank you all so much! To clarify, I wasn't naked. I had a tank top on. I'm only kidding about worrying about getting laid. I'm studying to get into med school, so I really don't get laid in real life. But it doesn't bother me. I let the hot pocket sit and it was the perfect temperature until that bite...which was at the very end... I do have a nickel-sized pink scar and it blistered a little bit, but nothing major. All in all, I now know that the filling of a hpt pocket is hotter than the fiery pits of Hell.
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emmingle 24
Slow down, hotstuff.
mpkpm 19
Well at least something hot got to 2nd base with you!
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rose61798 2
don't feel bad love I also have a burn on my right boob. I was baking cookies and when I pulled the pan out from the oven I pulled it out to high and to close and it hit my boob.
at0micmin3r 23
This is the breast story ever.
moot_chan 18
Hot pooockets (What I think every time now, thank you stand up)
Shadow9876 19
I would eat the filling
EmDizzle2007 28
don't be so sure, you're right up my alley.