Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML
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Nikia818 6
Thank you all so much! To clarify, I wasn't naked. I had a tank top on. I'm only kidding about worrying about getting laid. I'm studying to get into med school, so I really don't get laid in real life. But it doesn't bother me. I let the hot pocket sit and it was the perfect temperature until that bite...which was at the very end... I do have a nickel-sized pink scar and it blistered a little bit, but nothing major. All in all, I now know that the filling of a hpt pocket is hotter than the fiery pits of Hell.
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emmingle 24
Slow down, hotstuff.
mpkpm 19
Well at least something hot got to 2nd base with you!
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Comments (145)
coried91 28
It was a strange question to someone you don't even know. That's why I responded with what I said. It just sounded a bit... um... desperate. =)
sanecatlady 13
I guess they put those warnings on the package for a reason. That, and so they don't get sued like that moron with the hot coffee at McDonald's a few years ago.
filthyPierre 4
Tell your potential suitors it's from a lightsabre duel :-)
Rcmpbell 6
Nothing to be ashamed of it makes you hotter :P
Baucis 10
Not the boobie!!!!!!
Krunch_fml 6
That predicament seems rather...heated.
adarauditore 3
whats your number and address ......jk please dont dislike
sdroze1389 31
the fact you begged made my decision for me....
TheRoyalBattler 5
Right on, left off!
japtap81 16
Guys don't actually care, it's a boob!! And why are u worried about it? There won't be a scar and I'm pretty sure it's healed up by now,Unless u posted this before wiping it off.
thewomen 8
This has happened to me.