Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment, followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father, who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML
Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML
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Top comments
linzhart333 8
Mistake #1: You brought home a random drunk girl from a bar. Mistake #2: You brought her home, where you live WITH YOUR PARENTS. Mistake #3: You are old enough to go to bars, and you live with your parents. Wow. Three strikes. You're out.
livelaughlovinit 0
Dude.... get a life. You live with your parents, I'm guessing you're over 21 since you were in a bar, and you're bringing girls home with you? That's pretty pathetic.
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Comments (46)
skamhelt 0
lol, how the **** is this a YDI? He brought a girl home, does it really matter that he's living with his parents? It's not like they never ****, sober or drunk. I'm guessing the majority of you people are jealous of him actually getting any. And if he were at a bar, chances are that he was drunk as well, and drunk/intoxicated people DO tend to hook up from time to time, so unless you're a social retard, chances are that partying will get you laid. FYL OP, I'm guessing breakfast was rather awkward? :p
qtip14 0
actually yes it DOES matter that he lives with his parents. please stop sticking up for losers. if that dick wants to bring home a drunk girl he can move out of his parents house, I'm sure they want him out too
collin22 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahhahahahahajahahahhahahahaha sucks for you!!!
Mace2040 1
u bring a drunk girl home...to ur ******* parents house? ur at least21 livin at home?
USAF_girl 3
loser
USAF_girl 3
loser
CanadianNarwhal 13
You asshole, she didn't know what she was doing, she was drunk and you took advantage of her!
MeleMallory 0
YDI for living at your parents house. if you're old enough to bring home a drunk girl from a bar, you're old enough to have your place.
crackz12 10
Its 19 to drink in canada and thats not the craziest age to be living with your parents. Also, so what if shes drunk he met her at a bar he was probably drunk too. If a girl meets a guy at a bar and wants to go to his house its her decision and shouldnt be held against the dude unless shes wasted and hes sober.
crackz12 10
Btw living with your parents shouldnt mean no sex. It should just mean descreet sex and its not his fault the girl couldnt remember where his room was.
mara1223 5
LOOL move out or atleast wait until your parents arent home...