Between a rock and a soft place

By Anonymous - 20/07/2020 23:01

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Today, it's our eighth anniversary. My husband has struggled for a while with erectile dysfunction, and tonight he decided it wasn't worth trying. So now, he's sitting at home, soft, while I'm eating Taco Bell in the car. FML
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TxKitten 8

1. So, because he can't have sex, you're spending your anniversary alone? 2. Does he have an aversion to getting medical help? 3. So JUST because he can't have sex, you'd rather eat Taco Bell in the car, than have a nice date with him or do something together? I really hope there's more to the story because without more info, you sound really shallow and unloving.

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Bogrbon 27

Important question: Are you eating hard-shell tacos or soft?

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TxKitten 8

1. So, because he can't have sex, you're spending your anniversary alone? 2. Does he have an aversion to getting medical help? 3. So JUST because he can't have sex, you'd rather eat Taco Bell in the car, than have a nice date with him or do something together? I really hope there's more to the story because without more info, you sound really shallow and unloving.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Makes ya wonder if the issue is with the current partner just not turning him on...

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Hangryko 29

Agreed, TxKitten, we need more information.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Spend time together as a couple doing things other than that... :(

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genuinegoodguy 9

Get your husband the medical help. Don’t let his embarrassment stand in the way.

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bloopaloop 27

What about giving him a bj?

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Bogrbon 27

Important question: Are you eating hard-shell tacos or soft?

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chrissutter35 5

It’s a soft shell from the sadness

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe you can someone to put some hot sauce in your poor little chalupa. Taco Bell makes very bland food.

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jzcski 3

It’s probably you...you sound gross

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tomato_tom 3

Do y’all know there are other ways to f*ck that don’t require a penis? Everyone is blaming you but if he’s too sad about his useless dick to even try, that’s on him. Just because he can’t have an ****** then you don’t get to either? Bullshit!

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tomato_tom 3

Everyone is blaming you but if he doesn’t want to try cause he’s sad about his flaccid dick then that’s on him. Do y’all know there are other ways to have sex that don’t require a penis?

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