By meunluckycharms - 14/09/2015 19:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
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Silentshdw13 22

Definitely seems like your father wanted to embarrass you from the start. Why ask out of nowhere for the mother's maiden name? Lol

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nzhx 23

Oh my god, OP I am so sorry. That makes for an awkward situation, but (hopefully) your father was just joking

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zeffra13 31

Unless he also got your mom pregnant with you during high school, you're safe.

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saffy66 34

I'm going to take a guess that this is one of those 'dad jokes' designed to embarrass one's offspring, and he'd have said the exact same thing no matter what name the young man gave.

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sousaphonist 14

Oh, that's nothing. My mother's the youngest of 25 first cousins. My father's father, immediately before meeting my grandmother, dated the eldest of those first cousins.

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dcats 13

He should thanks your father to lower the bar.

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elektra2 16

Congratulations on meeting your step-brother!

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daddysgirl8 21

How to get rid of your daughter's boyfriend 101

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RealSuperSand 21

Makes for some accurate Game of Thrones role play.

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Huodang2 6

Cool dad is cool. Grat dad is great. Troll dad is troll. Your dad makes a fine combination from these, dancing on the boundaries of your nerves. Paradoxically this is a great fml :), sry OP

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