mike4444
France
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
alone
Australia
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
anonymouss
United States
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
CouldBeALoser
West Tehama County, United States
Today, I ordered flowers to be delivered to my workplace on Tuesday. To myself. For my birthday. Because even though birthdays are posted in the monthly newsletter, mine gets left out every year. For the past four years. FML
Anonymous
Live, laugh, love no one
Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML
clementine8
United States
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Anonymous
Allendale, United States
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
BestBF
Omaha, United States
Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML
britney
Canada
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Oh hells no
Los Altos, United States
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
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hoolie06 0
Only FML if someone finds out.
saranottelling 7
Oh please, I have been doing that for YEARS... ...I'm so lonely...
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saranottelling 7
The day when Hallmark stalks you down and forces you to buy crappy cards. They then tie you down and force you to watch a heartwarming story on the Hallmark Channel about a woman whose husband died on Valentine's Day. She finds love again on Valentine's day 5 years later in an odd place... the same place her son died 7 years ago! Her husband comes back as a ghost... blah, blah, blah... And Kevin Costner plays a crappy role... Oprah plays the old woman who tells the woman to listen to her heart... blah, blah, blah... Wait... what was I talking about again?
MissRachieee 3
Can I get a L-A-M-E?
hoorayhaiku 0
I think more like a L-L-A-M-A
IDOLGIRL 0
nah, it's more like a L-L-A-M-A
Guerilla8 0
15% of women buy themselves flowers for valentines day.
g3rusz 6
4 out of 5 statistics are bullshit.
Ajjas013 6
@91 That's bullshit.
Guerilla8 0
Well mines the 20% that isn't.
m2j 1
well you didn't HAVE to do that ya know.
superjosh 0
union pines?
crazy4jeter 0
Why would you do that?! That would make it worse! Besides it's not like people count how many (or few) Valentine's you get..
SeximusPrime 0
You're pathetic.
marycharles 0
L-A-M-E!!!!! (am I too late)
xloveforeverxo 0
awww. i feel bad for you. FYL
ravensunnyd 0
so I'm 13 and never had a boyfriend or kisses it's quite sad the nerds even have "boyfriends" but there fake boyfriends cause there supisedly 17