By mike4444 - 12/02/2010 18:11 - France

Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
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hoolie06 0

Only FML if someone finds out.

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saranottelling 7

Oh please, I have been doing that for YEARS... ...I'm so lonely...

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saranottelling 7

The day when Hallmark stalks you down and forces you to buy crappy cards. They then tie you down and force you to watch a heartwarming story on the Hallmark Channel about a woman whose husband died on Valentine's Day. She finds love again on Valentine's day 5 years later in an odd place... the same place her son died 7 years ago! Her husband comes back as a ghost... blah, blah, blah... And Kevin Costner plays a crappy role... Oprah plays the old woman who tells the woman to listen to her heart... blah, blah, blah... Wait... what was I talking about again?

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MissRachieee 3

Can I get a L-A-M-E?

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hoorayhaiku 0

I think more like a L-L-A-M-A

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IDOLGIRL 0

nah, it's more like a L-L-A-M-A

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Guerilla8 0

15% of women buy themselves flowers for valentines day.

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Guerilla8 0

Well mines the 20% that isn't.

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m2j 1

well you didn't HAVE to do that ya know.

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crazy4jeter 0

Why would you do that?! That would make it worse! Besides it's not like people count how many (or few) Valentine's you get..

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ravensunnyd 0

so I'm 13 and never had a boyfriend or kisses it's quite sad the nerds even have "boyfriends" but there fake boyfriends cause there supisedly 17

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