Love: Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered...

By mike4444 - 12/02/2010 18:11 - France

Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML

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By alone - 14/02/2012 05:34 - Australia

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

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By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 06:40 - United States - Cary

Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML

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By CouldBeALoser - 17/09/2016 18:26 - United States - West Tehama County

Today, I ordered flowers to be delivered to my workplace on Tuesday. To myself. For my birthday. Because even though birthdays are posted in the monthly newsletter, mine gets left out every year. For the past four years. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 23:01

Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML

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By clementine8 - 14/02/2009 06:23 - United States

Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 13:18 - United States - Allendale

Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML

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By BestBF - 23/04/2013 23:22 - United States - Omaha

Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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hoolie06 0

Friday 12 February 2010 23:44

Only FML if someone finds out.

saranottelling 7

Friday 12 February 2010 23:46

Oh please, I have been doing that for YEARS... ...I'm so lonely...

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Sherlock_fml 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:55

K. Now go buy yourself a blow-up doll.

spez86 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:58

they do hate you almost evry fml they hate on you but most of the time I can see why

TrekkieGirl 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:58

This is not an FML, get a freaking grip, OP!

perdix 29

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:59

Oh, snickerdoodles, I get so hot when you talk like that! :P

54alexandra 10

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:09

Glen coco? For for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!

54alexandra 10

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:30

*four

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:12

@perdix go wait by the door, flowers from #34 will be arriving soon. ;)

bbaswiii 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:13

are u fat and ugly?

Enoch134 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:19

I am a fat dude but I'm also a linebacker so I get gifts from girls and I got a big box of chocolates from a guy fml

MangeMoi_fml 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:20

Im gonna go ahead and say that it's safe to assume that OP...is a male.

Erindub 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:24

Its ok to be single on V Day. Gather up your single friends and go out drinking or something. It'll be good for you.

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