mike4444
France
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
alone
Australia
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
anonymouss
United States
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
CouldBeALoser
West Tehama County, United States
Today, I ordered flowers to be delivered to my workplace on Tuesday. To myself. For my birthday. Because even though birthdays are posted in the monthly newsletter, mine gets left out every year. For the past four years. FML
Anonymous
Live, laugh, love no one
Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML
clementine8
United States
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Anonymous
Allendale, United States
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
BestBF
Omaha, United States
Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML
britney
Canada
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Oh hells no
Los Altos, United States
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Top comments
hoolie06 0
Only FML if someone finds out.
saranottelling 7
Oh please, I have been doing that for YEARS... ...I'm so lonely...
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Comments (183)
Sherlock_fml 0
K. Now go buy yourself a blow-up doll.
spez86 0
they do hate you almost evry fml they hate on you but most of the time I can see why
TrekkieGirl 0
This is not an FML, get a freaking grip, OP!
perdix 31
Oh, snickerdoodles, I get so hot when you talk like that! :P
54alexandra 10
Glen coco? For for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!
54alexandra 10
*four
CallMeHush 1
@perdix go wait by the door, flowers from #34 will be arriving soon. ;)
bbaswiii 0
are u fat and ugly?
Enoch134 0
I am a fat dude but I'm also a linebacker so I get gifts from girls and I got a big box of chocolates from a guy fml
MangeMoi_fml 0
Im gonna go ahead and say that it's safe to assume that OP...is a male.
Erindub 0
Its ok to be single on V Day. Gather up your single friends and go out drinking or something. It'll be good for you.