Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
Today, I ordered flowers to be delivered to my workplace on Tuesday. To myself. For my birthday. Because even though birthdays are posted in the monthly newsletter, mine gets left out every year. For the past four years. FML
Live, laugh, love no one
Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
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hoolie06 0
Only FML if someone finds out.
saranottelling 7
Oh please, I have been doing that for YEARS... ...I'm so lonely...
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Comments (183)
MuRz_209 0
damn it snickerdoodles
keenan61194 4
really.
rawrimapenguin 0
why does everyone like, hate snickerdoodles? lol.
xKoga 0
Stick around for awhile.
aznbitch 0
i do
breanna_nicole 0
wow , yourr cool . sikeee naah .
Luckster 0
Another reason why Valentine's Day is just so ******* hysterical to me. Singles take the corporate holiday WAY too seriously, and couples are that much worse.
Luckster 0
Shoulda said "in general". My boyfriend and I personally enjoy the holiday cause we like to hang out at the mall and snicker to ourselves about the people who take the holiday WAY too seriously. It's such a fun holiday to make fun of.
kteen75 0
kinda pathetic...
jessxoxo28 5
not everyone has a hunny on valentines day. sending urself a flower would just make things worse. u'll get someone soon if u put urself out there and be sweet (and not a creeper) its not the end of the world :)
repyourcliche 0
19 need you comment on every FML? i am actually starting to like perdix because of you. but yeah i also kinda wondered why loadsa people don't like you...
maa_rico 4
really•
jessxoxo28 5
by the way, its sad how a lot of pple are being so harsh. i bet more then half the pple making rude comments have no one to be with.