Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML
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Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML
Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hair removal cream. Turns out, I'm allergic to it. My face now looks like a tomato with eyebrows. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
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Top comments
Chocolate_Chunk 2
because needlessly killing an animal (fake fur is just as good, if not better) for your vanity is totally the same as killing one for food.
alwaysalady 0
I have a fur coat. My sister in law got all kinds of upset, until I pointed out she was eating a burger and calling me a murderer. Then she shut up.
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Comments (173)
heyitslex 1
Thats what you get for wearing an animal. lololol
princess115 0
i dont agree with wearing fur and all you waying that there is nothing wrong with it obviously you arent educated on how they get the fur. if you have an animal then shame on you for saying its ok imagine some one taking your pet and ripping its fur off while its still alive then leaving it to die. this is what really happens look up fur farms and most use dogs,cats and other animals we think of as pets
jackdaniels23 1
It was the animals form of revenge ..he died bc of it so why not give u blisters for it lol
avbav99 0
I'm sorry, but I have to say YDI! Real fur is not the right way to go!
chacha2726 0
I can't believe u bought a jacket with real fur. People killed an animal jut to put that fur on there ad ur worried about having that allergic reaction. Wow u must hate animals. #42 is totally right and I agree with them.
mk58 31
Scarletchamber, I'm going to hope you're a little kid, because it appears that you don't know much about the world. PETA is an animal rights organization while Pita is a boy named after a piece of bread.
mk58 31
Wow, there is a lot of outrage here!
the17doctor 12
Can I just say **** you to everyone who said ydi? you guys are ******* morons.
Life_is_FML 22
Serves you right for wearing animals bastard!
Cobalt_the_nerdy 9
All these " YDI for buying real fur" comments make me want to go skin a deer out of spite. Seriously it's just a damn animal, if it really bothers you either toughen up or take it up with the company because the buyers don't deserve this crap. Not all animals are "tortured" for their goods
sulitak 27
I think YDI because she bought real fur. its so freaking expensive and looks the same. waste of money.