Work: Today, I was so zoned-out, I shouted a hello to the chair in...

By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 21:00 - Canada

Today, I was so zoned-out, I shouted a hello to the chair in the staff room. It's the third time today I've mistaken an inanimate object for a person. FML

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By arthur - 19/11/2011 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 18:05 - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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How could you?

By Kate - 26/07/2022 10:00

Today, I got told off at work for not saying hello to someone in the corridor.. FML

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Who's that weird guy?

By Anonymous - 27/12/2020 10:59

Today, I was trying to get a girl's attention, because I had a question. I shouted her name. No answer. I shouted again but louder. It wasn't her. FML

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By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 20:03

Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML

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By Becca - 11/04/2012 03:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML

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By Oblivious - 25/09/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML

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By Teddy Bear - 12/01/2019 16:00

Today, while working in a kids' shop, I absent-mindedly called a small person with his mum a little man. I then hear a deep man's voice say "I'm not a little man." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 03:30 - Canada

Today, as an important meeting with clients was drawing to a close, we all stood up and they bid their farewells. My response was to blurt out, "Hello!" FML

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alycion 38

Thursday 4 July 2019 9:28

I want what you are having.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 4 July 2019 16:37

Just don’t say, “Nice cushions! I could put my butt all over them!” That might be sexual harassment.

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wmayrhofer 18

Thursday 4 July 2019 6:53

Chairs have feelings too!

alycion 38

Thursday 4 July 2019 9:28

I want what you are having.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 4 July 2019 16:37

Just don’t say, “Nice cushions! I could put my butt all over them!” That might be sexual harassment.

Gradask 10

Thursday 4 July 2019 22:04

Go to doctor, this how my friends epilepsy started, zoned out and started talking to doors, chairs and bikes.

maikeru1979 23

Friday 5 July 2019 8:25

as an Epileptic myself...I TOTALLY AGREE with the seeing a doctor. You very well may be having absence seizures and visual hallucinations. Even if your regular doctor does not find "anything wrong" still ask to be referred to a neurologist