Today, I was so zoned-out, I shouted a hello to the chair in the staff room. It's the third time today I've mistaken an inanimate object for a person. FML
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alycion
| 35
I want what you are having.
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Abbusser
| 9
I usually do the opposite and treat people like inanimate objects...
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wmayrhofer
| 18
Chairs have feelings too!
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alycion
| 35
I want what you are having.
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RichardPencil
| 27
Just don’t say, “Nice cushions! I could put my butt all over them!” That might be sexual harassment.
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Abbusser
| 9
I usually do the opposite and treat people like inanimate objects...
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Gradask
| 9
Go to doctor, this how my friends epilepsy started, zoned out and started talking to doors, chairs and bikes.
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maikeru1979
| 23
as an Epileptic myself...I TOTALLY AGREE with the seeing a doctor. You very well may be having absence seizures and visual hallucinations. Even if your regular doctor does not find "anything wrong" still ask to be referred to a neurologist
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sallygee
| 9
what the hell is wrong with you?
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julianamariex3
| 9
That only happens to me when I have marijuana in my system. A lot of it. 🤔