Kids: Today, I arrived home after a hard day's work to see my 12-year-old...

By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 10:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I arrived home after a hard day's work to see my 12-year-old sister had greased up my 8-year-old brother with butter and olive oil, and was attempting to slide him down the wooden floorboards in the hallway. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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Today, my 4-year-old twin sons discovered how to lock doors. They locked me out of the house while I was taking out the trash. I had to climb through the kitchen window, which they'd generously smeared with peanut butter. FML

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Fight me

By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 06:53 - United States

Today, I gave my sister some Lubriderm for a skin condition we share. While she was applying the lotion I joking said, "Wouldn't it be funny if it made it worse?" Guess who got punched in the face, twice, because it did. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2021 14:00

Today, my brother sprayed the entire kitchen, including all the dishes, with industrial strength spray adhesive, thinking it was disinfectant. I'm the one who got to clean it up. FML

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By thanks sis - 22/10/2015 00:57 - United States - Reading

Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML

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iseyixes 18

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:03

What a good age to experiment! The good ole days!!!!

The1CalledGOAT 11

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:04

so, you are upset that you missed all the greasing up action?

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iseyixes 18

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:03

What a good age to experiment! The good ole days!!!!

boxbrandon11 20

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:14

I wish i thought of doing that when i was younger

HKCgrimmjow 15

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:39

That's a brilliant idea, best I came up with is wrap myself in a blanket and throw myself down the stairs :) still fun to do

Codezlol 21

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:49

24- ... Nevermind.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Tuesday 13 November 2012 22:13

That sounds like fun! Better than mattress surfing, considering I always fell

VonGore 6

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:03

Seems legit!

The1CalledGOAT 11

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:04

so, you are upset that you missed all the greasing up action?

bigtaytay 13

Tuesday 13 November 2012 17:26

I'd be happy to see that

sens3sfailing 24

Tuesday 13 November 2012 21:01

At least she didn't let him loose in the house and try and chase him down and hogtie him...

Voldy_fml 16

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:04

Sounds fun to me.

Gordon12345 7

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:04

Well at least they're having fun?

Lant 6

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:04

Ghetto slip and slide style

PussyPredator 6

Tuesday 13 November 2012 19:19

Oh god, it's Sylar.

Voldy_fml 16

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:09

It's probably the "Cleaning up" part that he's mad about.

ManInTheMachine 19

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:09

Honestly, OP, it wood do you some good to have a sense of humor. Your sister was just having a good time, there's no need to bark about it. If you could cedar look on her face, your deep-rooted anger would be otherwise. Make the best out of a bad situation, and don't be a weeping-pussy about it. Branch out and be a fun older sibling.

VonGore 6

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:12

Perhaps it's because the OP just had a hard day at work and probably was looking forward to coming home to relax, not to be cleaning butter and olive oil off the floor.