By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 10:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I arrived home after a hard day's work to see my 12-year-old sister had greased up my 8-year-old brother with butter and olive oil, and was attempting to slide him down the wooden floorboards in the hallway. FML
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iseyixes 18

What a good age to experiment! The good ole days!!!!

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The1CalledGOAT 11

so, you are upset that you missed all the greasing up action?

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iseyixes 18

What a good age to experiment! The good ole days!!!!

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boxbrandon11 20

I wish i thought of doing that when i was younger

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HKCgrimmjow 15
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That's a brilliant idea, best I came up with is wrap myself in a blanket and throw myself down the stairs :) still fun to do

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Codezlol 21
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24- ... Nevermind.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

That sounds like fun! Better than mattress surfing, considering I always fell

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VonGore 6
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Seems legit!

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The1CalledGOAT 11

so, you are upset that you missed all the greasing up action?

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bigtaytay 13

I'd be happy to see that

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sens3sfailing 24
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At least she didn't let him loose in the house and try and chase him down and hogtie him...

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Voldy_fml 16
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Sounds fun to me.

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Gordon12345 7
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Well at least they're having fun?

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Lant 6

Ghetto slip and slide style

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PussyPredator 6
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Oh god, it's Sylar.

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Voldy_fml 16
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It's probably the "Cleaning up" part that he's mad about.

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ManInTheMachine 19
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Honestly, OP, it wood do you some good to have a sense of humor. Your sister was just having a good time, there's no need to bark about it. If you could cedar look on her face, your deep-rooted anger would be otherwise. Make the best out of a bad situation, and don't be a weeping-pussy about it. Branch out and be a fun older sibling.

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VonGore 6
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Perhaps it's because the OP just had a hard day at work and probably was looking forward to coming home to relax, not to be cleaning butter and olive oil off the floor.

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ManInTheMachine 19
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Did you only read the first part of my comment, or did all of the puns really just fly over your head?

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gc327072 30
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12- it wood seem they did. Don't worry, you did a pine job with those puns.

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Axipiter 24
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I'll help you out. At least I'm good fir that.

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alexhaz64 4

Seems I'm already tree comments late. I should just leaf. My performance would probably be wooden, anyway.

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emeraldisle 30
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Whatever happened to just wearing socks to slide across the floor?

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cupkate18 6
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They are to kool for tht

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Warden1986 16
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Because that's old school and although fun, you gotta try new things.

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MikeMikeTheAzn 3

OMG! I would totally do that. Too bad I have Black Ops 2 and everything else in life doesnt matter

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ebull30 3
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Awesome cod2.rocks if I didn't have to walk my dogs I wouldn't know this post existed either

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