Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML
Today, I realized that when my dad said he would pay for my college, he really meant that he was going to forge my signature on a student loan in my name and not make payments on it. FML
Can't afford this shit
Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML
Always save to the cloud!
Today, I finally finished typing up a story I had been working on for about 7 months, saved it on my computer and left to hang with friends. Came home later to find my dad had sold my laptop in order to pay his phone bill. My hard work is now gone. FML
Today, I found out that 15 years ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML
Today, I received yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applied to. After crying for a week about how lousy I felt, my older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML
Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML
Great parenting skills
Today, I borrowed my adopted mom's laptop and found out that either her, my dad, or both of them, have been trying to research legal ways of un-adopting me and giving me back to the foster care system. FML
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
Top comments
Imawhalerider 0
Asshole, he should of told you he couldn't afford them so you had time to get a job and to apply for some scholarships. Sorry that your dad is a coward and a selfish bastard (assuming he didn't just lost his job) but then he wouldn't have enough time to forge them. pre-meditated bastardness.
lefail_fml 0
dick move! does he not want you to go to school and be successful?
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Comments (181)
kb021 18
YDI for expecting your dad to pay your way through college. That's your job, not his.
inkdeath87 18
Your dad sucks. FYL
ichigosama_fml 3
WHAT aw, man, you have to contact the college you want and tell them you're interested! Your dad can't do that!!!
cwl727 33
I hope you confronted him.
CougeeSwagg 19
Dick!
ms1114 11
Maybe he just can't afford it and he didn't want you to know that you could have gone if he had the money and resent him or get upset.
fantasyworld 39
I'd be furious.
coldasfire 23
Now you know for opening those files, don't cry about it as you were the one who chose to find about it yourself
luked557 11
It's funny because I'm looking at random FML's and the one before this which takes place two months before this is an FML explaining that a guy wasn't getting into an colleges, good luck any man
Repethetic 25
that sucks so bad op :(