By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 21:27 - Canada
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Why do you keep showing up for that? Why do they keep him in the choir? It seems as though somebody could do something about it. If you're not willing to, then quit whining. And really, why haven't you given him a pre-emptive punch in the nuts by now?
that's why it's fake. it wouldn't be arranged alphabetically. choirs are organized sectionally (sopranos-tenor/bass/bari-altos), boy-girl-boy-girl for a nice blend, and by height so you can see everyone. i've never heard of an alphabetical choir - it makes no sense.
I was thinking an umbrella because it keeps the vomit at arms length. Also, most rain ponchos are plastic, and with plastic being a selectively permeable membrane (Put oil in a plastic bag and you can feel it on the outside) you'd still feel it even if the majority of the vomit was kept out. @OP: FYL.
...And every year you hear him retching and don't move? Just because he's above you doesn't mean you can't dodge the puke.