Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML
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Welshite
| 39
Well...fork.
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pratikp03
| 22
Excited much?
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pratikp03
| 22
Excited much?
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Well... you ejaculated quickly...
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MortenM
| 17
Easy cum, easy go
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NotSoScarred
| 2
First
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Jojohn0
| 23
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tony1891
| 22
reminds me of the scene from American pie. atta boy jimbo!
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garrett_8614
| 14
Reminds me of that scene from Don Jon
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Welshite
| 39
Well...fork.
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DARKDAY07
| 16
Well this ejaculated quickly... Escalated I mean
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MrFluff
| 9
You suck!.. Ya jackass!
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colby6666
| 42
Dude, too spoon.
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Allie614032
| 34
Is that a Happy Gilmore reference?? :D
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devildog562
| 33
Spooning leads to forking.
Edit: Welshite , you beat me to it.
Edit: Welshite , you beat me to it.
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Welshite
| 39
That's knife of you to give me credit. Thanks!
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Syruphs
| 17
@devildog562 Hahaha his name makes it sound like you said:
"well shit, you beat me to it"
unless I pronounced your username wrong @welshite
"well shit, you beat me to it"
unless I pronounced your username wrong @welshite
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devildog562
| 33
With such a silver tongue like yours, I'm sure I'll hear from you spoon.
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devildog562
| 33
#14 I was attempting to use it as a synonym.
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IamHercules
| 24
Spooning leads to forking:
use condiments.
use condiments.
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MrFluff
| 9
Is there not sporking?
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muis545
| 21
You probably masturbate a lot, don't you?
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hamrtym
| 15
actually not enough
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tournamentdecide
| 33
Like Mad Eye Moody says, "Constant viligance."
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muis545
| 21
You probably masturbate a lot, don't you?
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tony1891
| 22
you Probably masturbate a lot, don't you? third times the charm....right?
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devildog562
| 33
Never go out with a loaded gun! It's dangerous for everyone.
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connorgrant98
| 24
The fact that he came fast implies that either he doesn't masturbate often or he didn't do it recently.
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Patriots21
| 14
I'd suggest vigorous beating of the salami before you guys have sex to prevent yourself from submitting another FML about how you busted when she put a condom on you.
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ChristianH39
| 30
"vigorous beating of the salami" almost made me dribble coffee on myself laughing
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lilchica22001
| 22
Premature coffee dribbling @ #45
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Ilovemysphynx
| 19
Practice makes perfect. :)
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cherry_popper69
| 11
I dont think he wanted to blow his load in a minute? Why would he practise that
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patrickalamo
| 47
Reload and try again.
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Serenity77
| 11
wat
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Eliseopwns
| 22
... Bless your partner's soul.