By Heyjai - 16/12/2014 14:31 - United States - Westwood

Today, I asked my spouse to help me apply some hemorrhoid relief cream, since I couldn't see what was going on down there clearly. Next time, I hope I'll remember if I'm still in a conference call with my online classmates so they don't witness the whole thing again. FML
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Heyjai 18

Hi everyone, OP here. Thanks for taking the time to read my post. Just to clarify my "brilliance" in getting into this situation...it was my first day of a virtual class so I had configured the camera and mic to work about an hour before class started, and thought I had muted both...but apparently had not done these properly. The hemorrhoids was particularly painful that day, and I didn't know if everything was ok down there, which is why I asked for spousal assistance before they left for work. i used the bed as it was easier to prop up on that than any surface in the bathroom. apparently several other students thought to set up their computers early too. just my luck. I won't be making THIS mistake anytime soon...

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Welshite 39

You're educating them by giving them real-life practical scenarios.

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foxwasalamb 24

shit man, how do you forget something like that? were you conference calling in the bathroom? id want that to be super private

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Welshite 39

You're educating them by giving them real-life practical scenarios.

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devildog562 33

It's live medical training. Some people pay hostess of thousands of dollars for that kind of real time training.

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Welshite 39

Exactly. She should request payment for services rendered.

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ThepurpleCow 19

In words of master Yoda, stupid you are, breed you shall not!

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

This terrible comment is made even more terrible by the fact that this FML has absolutely nothing to do with Star Wars or anything related to it.

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Llama_Face89 33

I don't remember this quote from the movies...

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jerryj 27

That's because it was one of the deleted scenes.

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JadeWinter 16

This reminds me of when Will starts speaking in a Yoda voice to be funny to the girl he likes on the show The Inbetweeners. I cringed then, and I'm cringing now.

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foxwasalamb 24

shit man, how do you forget something like that? were you conference calling in the bathroom? id want that to be super private

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invadermaythe1st 35

My question is, why are you doing that in your room, not in your bathroom? Also, how does one forget they're in a group chat?

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Kielnmsoftly 26

One of my friends just got cheating on tests (possibly finals but idk) because she was in a group chat and her phone kept going off in class. I know this isn't related so down vote me already.

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SamSwebb 24

Oh that is just horrendous on everyones account. Feveryonelife

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ImAFaker 29

Feveryone'slife* But yeah that's a lose-lose situation

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Enslaved 36

That's true love if he's willing to apply that type of cream. Butt unless you're unable to wipe your own booty, why couldn't you have done it yourself?

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Mauskau 35

In case you missed a bit or whatever, you try applying cream where you can't see.

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toowie_fml 20

Couldn't they have just used a mirror?

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asherm 15

I agree, one should just know where to find it without seeing, well unless they're so obese they can't reach.

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Lct1196 31

Problem is that using a mirror lacks the intimacy that one could achieve by feeling another human rubbing cream on his/her ass.

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Sentaru 7

I'd say this is less "F your life", and more "F your life, as well as their lives". No one gets out of this unscathed.

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devildog562 33

I'm trying to understand how you don't realize your on a conference call. Did you just leave the computer or device on the bed and just decided to drop your pants? Anyways free show for all those involved. Life goes on.

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