By "liisiuu" - 13/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML
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D-MacOPsquad 15

Oh hey Tim what are you doing at my ho- What The fuck Tim!

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PossiblyInDanger 24
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There could be worse ways for your brother to find out.

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D-MacOPsquad 15

Oh hey Tim what are you doing at my ho- What The fuck Tim!

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PossiblyInDanger 24
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There could be worse ways for your brother to find out.

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D-MacOPsquad 15

like a positive pregnancy test

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D-MacOPsquad 15

like a positive pregnancy test

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D-MacOPsquad 15

like a positive pregnancy test

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RichardPencil 30
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It’s good to have a wingman!

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olga_crvjl 19
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Ohh no lol how did your brother react to him being in the first place lol

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liisiuu 22
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He was more amused by the fact that I managed to broke the key and was panicking than his friend being in the room with me :D

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Lobby_Bee 17

Things are going to get awkward after trying to fuck a buddy's sister. I know that feeling.

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liisiuu 22
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He actually was too scared to talk to me after that for a few weeks cause he thought he's gonna be a dead man :D

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Lobby_Bee 17

Hahahhaha silly boy. It's not talking to you that's going to get him killed, it's trying to get into your pants, which he is already guilty of. Talking to you won't change a damn thing if your brother wants to slit his throat.

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lexos 16
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He doesn't follow the bro code, never ever date a sister or brother of your friends

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liisiuu 22
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Neither of us knew that at the beginning, that came out later. Both of us were thinking 'oh crap that's not good' but didn't say anything

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Demetrix 3

OR it was all a clever ruse to sleep with your older brother.

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ski8um 3
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Umm, doors lock from the outside with a key, not the inside.

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liisiuu 22
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Not all doors. For example, my front door locks only from the outside with the key, but every other door in the house locks with a key from both sides.

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