FML : Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after...

Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By "liisiuu" - / Thursday 13 July 2017 05:00 /

Love

Intimacy

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By D-MacOPsquad | 15

#7489137 - Thursday 13 July 2017 6:06

Oh hey Tim what are you doing at my ho- What The fuck Tim!

By PossiblyInDanger | 24

#7489247 - Thursday 13 July 2017 7:27

There could be worse ways for your brother to find out.

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By D-MacOPsquad | 15

#7489137 - Thursday 13 July 2017 6:06

Oh hey Tim what are you doing at my ho- What The fuck Tim!

liisiuu | 20

#7493536 - Sunday 16 July 2017 4:43

Almost ?

By PossiblyInDanger | 24

#7489247 - Thursday 13 July 2017 7:27

There could be worse ways for your brother to find out.

D-MacOPsquad | 15

#7490979 - Friday 14 July 2017 7:03

like a positive pregnancy test

D-MacOPsquad | 15

#7490980 - Friday 14 July 2017 7:03

like a positive pregnancy test

D-MacOPsquad | 15

#7490981 - Friday 14 July 2017 7:03

like a positive pregnancy test

By RichardPencil | 25

#7489256 - Thursday 13 July 2017 7:31

It’s good to have a wingman!

By olga_crvjl | 19

#7489281 - Thursday 13 July 2017 7:52

Ohh no lol how did your brother react to him being in the first place lol

liisiuu | 20

#7493519 - Sunday 16 July 2017 4:31

He was more amused by the fact that I managed to broke the key and was panicking than his friend being in the room with me :D

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7489426 - Thursday 13 July 2017 9:38

Things are going to get awkward after trying to fuck a buddy's sister. I know that feeling.

liisiuu | 20

#7493530 - Sunday 16 July 2017 4:37

He actually was too scared to talk to me after that for a few weeks cause he thought he's gonna be a dead man :D

By lexos | 16

#7489846 - Thursday 13 July 2017 15:08

He doesn't follow the bro code, never ever date a sister or brother of your friends

liisiuu | 20

#7493524 - Sunday 16 July 2017 4:33

Neither of us knew that at the beginning, that came out later. Both of us were thinking 'oh crap that's not good' but didn't say anything

By Demetrix | 3

#7490133 - Thursday 13 July 2017 18:48

OR it was all a clever ruse to sleep with your older brother.

By ski8um | 3

#7490277 - Thursday 13 July 2017 20:47

Umm, doors lock from the outside with a key, not the inside.

liisiuu | 20

#7493525 - Sunday 16 July 2017 4:34

Not all doors. For example, my front door locks only from the outside with the key, but every other door in the house locks with a key from both sides.