By "liisiuu" - 13/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 965
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Oh hey Tim what are you doing at my ho- What The fuck Tim!

There could be worse ways for your brother to find out.

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Oh hey Tim what are you doing at my ho- What The fuck Tim!

There could be worse ways for your brother to find out.

like a positive pregnancy test

like a positive pregnancy test

like a positive pregnancy test

It’s good to have a wingman!

Ohh no lol how did your brother react to him being in the first place lol

He was more amused by the fact that I managed to broke the key and was panicking than his friend being in the room with me :D

Things are going to get awkward after trying to fuck a buddy's sister. I know that feeling.

He actually was too scared to talk to me after that for a few weeks cause he thought he's gonna be a dead man :D

Hahahhaha silly boy. It's not talking to you that's going to get him killed, it's trying to get into your pants, which he is already guilty of. Talking to you won't change a damn thing if your brother wants to slit his throat.

He doesn't follow the bro code, never ever date a sister or brother of your friends

Neither of us knew that at the beginning, that came out later. Both of us were thinking 'oh crap that's not good' but didn't say anything

OR it was all a clever ruse to sleep with your older brother.

Umm, doors lock from the outside with a key, not the inside.

Not all doors. For example, my front door locks only from the outside with the key, but every other door in the house locks with a key from both sides.