Love and Intimacy: Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older...

By "liisiuu" - 13/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2023 22:00

Today, my brother was going to get some drinks for a party we were going to. After getting the drinks, he ended up leaving me at home while he went and got drunk like never before. FML

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By leftoutdrunk - 05/05/2012 18:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 06:39 - United States - Flagstaff

Today, at age 27, I went to pick up the girl I like for my first ever date. Her brother answered the door with a baseball bat, said the date was off and threatened to smash my kneecaps to pieces if I ever came back. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 18:40 - United States - Charleston

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML

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By knoppad - 13/06/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML

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By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 19:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML

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D-MacOPsquad 15

Thursday 13 July 2017 6:06

Oh hey Tim what are you doing at my ho- What The **** Tim!

PossiblyInDanger 24

Thursday 13 July 2017 7:27

There could be worse ways for your brother to find out.

Comments

D-MacOPsquad 15

Thursday 13 July 2017 6:06

Oh hey Tim what are you doing at my ho- What The **** Tim!

liisiuu 22

Sunday 16 July 2017 4:43

Almost ?

PossiblyInDanger 24

Thursday 13 July 2017 7:27

There could be worse ways for your brother to find out.

D-MacOPsquad 15

Friday 14 July 2017 7:03

like a positive pregnancy test

D-MacOPsquad 15

Friday 14 July 2017 7:03

like a positive pregnancy test

D-MacOPsquad 15

Friday 14 July 2017 7:03

like a positive pregnancy test

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 13 July 2017 7:31

It’s good to have a wingman!

olga_crvjl 19

Thursday 13 July 2017 7:52

Ohh no lol how did your brother react to him being in the first place lol

liisiuu 22

Sunday 16 July 2017 4:31

He was more amused by the fact that I managed to broke the key and was panicking than his friend being in the room with me :D

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 13 July 2017 9:38

Things are going to get awkward after trying to **** a buddy's sister. I know that feeling.

liisiuu 22

Sunday 16 July 2017 4:37

He actually was too scared to talk to me after that for a few weeks cause he thought he's gonna be a dead man :D

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 16 July 2017 13:18

Hahahhaha silly boy. It's not talking to you that's going to get him killed, it's trying to get into your pants, which he is already guilty of. Talking to you won't change a damn thing if your brother wants to slit his throat.

lexos 16

Thursday 13 July 2017 15:08

He doesn't follow the bro code, never ever date a sister or brother of your friends

liisiuu 22

Sunday 16 July 2017 4:33

Neither of us knew that at the beginning, that came out later. Both of us were thinking 'oh crap that's not good' but didn't say anything

Demetrix 3

Thursday 13 July 2017 18:48

OR it was all a clever ruse to sleep with your older brother.

ski8um 3

Thursday 13 July 2017 20:47

Umm, doors lock from the outside with a key, not the inside.

liisiuu 22

Sunday 16 July 2017 4:34

Not all doors. For example, my front door locks only from the outside with the key, but every other door in the house locks with a key from both sides.