Money: Today, I awoke from a dream that I'd found an Arco gas station...

By maarkblack - 22/05/2013 14:51 - United States

Today, I awoke from a dream that I'd found an Arco gas station that had regular gas for $3.38. I actually went looking for it. FML

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By The Drew - 21/09/2012 18:49 - United States

Today, after completely refilling my almost empty gas tank, I witnessed the price flip from $3.69 per gallon to $3.59. FML

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By WhoopteeDooDoo - 12/10/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

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By the long distance guy - 08/04/2014 07:56 - United States - Waterbury

Today, I realized how boring and sexually deprived my life is when I found a gas station ten cents cheaper than the one I usually use. It gave me both an asthma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML

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By ChevRooon - 27/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

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By izziegrl - 24/09/2012 18:21 - Mexico - Naucalpan

Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML

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By AbsentMindedGal - 21/12/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML

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By Ihadnoidea - 12/12/2015 19:41 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, while working at a gas station, I accidentally changed the price of gas to 8.9 cents per litre. It took me fifteen minutes to figure out why everyone wanted only two or three dollars of gas. I fixed it, but now my managers are debating charging me for lost revenue. FML

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By GodMemory_AbsentMind - 21/03/2017 18:00

Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML

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By casey - 25/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML

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By Damn_her - 05/03/2009 00:04 - Canada

Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML

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dinosxxrawr 22

Wednesday 22 May 2013 18:54

gas prices are ridiculous. if the place is real. please share.

Ambient25 24

Wednesday 22 May 2013 19:14

#16 I know the perfect cliff for you

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BenjiX_fml 13

Thursday 23 May 2013 5:20

Gas is 3.39 where I live

blackvyper 8

Thursday 23 May 2013 5:41

You kidding me? I'm in Bavaria and has is the equivalent of $8.85 a gallon. If you're getting cheap gas then you should be happy about it.

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Thursday 23 May 2013 5:43

Gas is actually $3.38 a gallon where I live. It was $2.99 in November so its been better but if you think thats a good price, crappy old Virginia Beach is the place for you.

danhello 2

Thursday 23 May 2013 5:55

Gas is 3.35 or less in Texas...

sahajp98 4

Thursday 23 May 2013 6:02

$3.99 to fill up my turbo diesel passat

masta1080 5

Thursday 23 May 2013 6:03

$3.14 here...guess it'd be more of a nightmare in my case..lol

Yelement 7

Thursday 23 May 2013 6:28

Gas has been between 1.05-1.45 up here for years. So that's over $5/gal. Americans got some of the cheapest gas around, need to stop complaining! :p

willcnr 2

Thursday 23 May 2013 6:45

louisville Kentucky. $3.38

funnyfails1 13

Thursday 23 May 2013 8:13

Wouldn't blame ya, with gas prices today I'd love to be in that dream!

RoaRawR 6

Thursday 23 May 2013 10:10

follow you're dream!

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