Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML
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Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
Today, I left the house to DoorDash and remembered that I forgot to get gas last night. I had just enough gasoline to make it to Costco for better prices. It wasn’t until I pulled in that I realized I'd left my wallet at home. I have approximately two miles of gas left. FML
Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML
Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML
Today, in an effort to conserve gas by using as much of the gas in my tank before refilling it, I ran out just before I could get to the gas station. Nobody can come bring me any. FML
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
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JeffroGymnast 0
ouchhhh. im curious what you did from there. definitely FYL
horyo 0
I keep my license in my wallet as a default ID, and if you go by the same logic, you drove without a license :/ Still sorry to hear, though.
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horyo 0
I keep my license in my wallet as a default ID, and if you go by the same logic, you drove without a license :/ Still sorry to hear, though.
ShadowLord 3
prostitute yourself.
Dmars444 4
see in Australia it's good, idk about elsewhere but you give them your rego and they give you 24hrs to come back and pay for it, I'd you don't they phone the cops...
_Adog2645 24
You don't need to have your license with you to drive...
skatingweasel 0
Hopefully it wasn't to far out of your way. Although it must have been quite embarrassing.
JeffroGymnast 0
ouchhhh. im curious what you did from there. definitely FYL
mf_fml 0
awww, defeated as **** at that point.
nodbor 11
always keep a little bit of cash in the car
McLaughlane 0
oouuch, that really blows.
Inspired22 11
Haha, I have totally done this before. I called a friend to help me out. What did you do?
citylights 0
hahah wow that sucks.
myfourletterlie 0
What did you do?
put_it_out_there 0
At least God got you to the pump.. curious as to what you did from there.. :D