By YuckyDuckyLucky - 03/06/2015 17:36 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML
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Maybe you broke two records then!

See OP, this is what happens when you try to toot your own horn.

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Well, at least you tried.

OP didn't just try, they succeded in breaking the record! As well as breaking huge wind.

Am I the only one curious about how much did it weight? Not the fart, OP, the squat :D

The previous record was 240kg, I did 260kg.

Well worthy of a fart hehe Congratulations OP

there is an Afghan saying, when something/someone is making you do your very best or its very hard, people say afterwards "it pushed the fart out of you" xD

I HATE when I fart in front of my trainer. Hey! At least it wasn't a shart! Win!

Maybe you broke two records then!

Great way to think of it.

Better than a hernia or hemorrhoid... Someone I know got both

Hey that is really impressive. I am sure they are a lot more impressed with a record, than a fart. If anything they would laugh that last part off.

Haha, that's the embarrassing part, they did.

Bummer! Oh well, be proud of your accomplishments!

Better than blowing out your asshole

I'm not sure why you're being thumbed down since that can actually happen.. such things can't be unseen ;_;

Is that why you are a lurker no more?

At least it was only a fart

Breaking a record as well as breaking wind

Dammit, you stole what I was going to say!