By YuckyDuckyLucky - 03/06/2015 17:36 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML
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RickySleeves 20
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Maybe you broke two records then!

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TheGolfGTI 24
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See OP, this is what happens when you try to toot your own horn.

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EpicKassi 23
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Well, at least you tried.

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Rainbow2Cloud 12
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OP didn't just try, they succeded in breaking the record! As well as breaking huge wind.

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Uglyfeet 23
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Am I the only one curious about how much did it weight? Not the fart, OP, the squat :D

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YuckyDuckyLucky 17
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The previous record was 240kg, I did 260kg.

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Uglyfeet 23
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Well worthy of a fart hehe Congratulations OP

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pedopears 18
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there is an Afghan saying, when something/someone is making you do your very best or its very hard, people say afterwards "it pushed the fart out of you" xD

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banshee88 18
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I HATE when I fart in front of my trainer. Hey! At least it wasn't a shart! Win!

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RickySleeves 20
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Maybe you broke two records then!

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Classy_Sassy15 18
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Great way to think of it.

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Shadowvoid 33
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Better than a hernia or hemorrhoid... Someone I know got both

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powerkeep 24
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Hey that is really impressive. I am sure they are a lot more impressed with a record, than a fart. If anything they would laugh that last part off.

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YuckyDuckyLucky 17
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Haha, that's the embarrassing part, they did.

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mustangbravo 27
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Bummer! Oh well, be proud of your accomplishments!

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StickyPickles 33
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Better than blowing out your asshole

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lurker_no_more 13
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I'm not sure why you're being thumbed down since that can actually happen.. such things can't be unseen ;_;

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slingerslasher 24
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Is that why you are a lurker no more?

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meatloaf11 23
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At least it was only a fart

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shady_fox77 13
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Breaking a record as well as breaking wind

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vonvaski 18
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Dammit, you stole what I was going to say!

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