FML : Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge...

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Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML

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You deserved it

By YuckyDuckyLucky / Wednesday 3 June 2015 17:36 / Norway - Oslo

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By RickySleeves | 20

#6310433 - Thursday 4 June 2015 16:28

Maybe you broke two records then!

By TheGolfGTI | 24

#6310454 - Thursday 4 June 2015 16:40

See OP, this is what happens when you try to toot your own horn.

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By EpicKassi | 23

#6310431 - Thursday 4 June 2015 16:27

Well, at least you tried.

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Rainbow2Cloud | 12

#6310497 - Thursday 4 June 2015 17:32

OP didn't just try, they succeded in breaking the record! As well as breaking huge wind.

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Uglyfeet | 23

#6310635 - Thursday 4 June 2015 19:40

Am I the only one curious about how much did it weight? Not the fart, OP, the squat :D

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YuckyDuckyLucky | 17

#6313214 - Sunday 7 June 2015 12:22

The previous record was 240kg, I did 260kg.

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Uglyfeet | 23

#6314261 - Monday 8 June 2015 12:27

Well worthy of a fart hehe Congratulations OP

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pedopears | 18

#6339483 - Friday 3 July 2015 23:31

there is an Afghan saying, when something/someone is making you do your very best or its very hard, people say afterwards "it pushed the fart out of you" xD

By banshee88 | 18

#6310432 - Thursday 4 June 2015 16:28

I HATE when I fart in front of my trainer. Hey! At least it wasn't a shart! Win!

By RickySleeves | 20

#6310433 - Thursday 4 June 2015 16:28

Maybe you broke two records then!

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Classy_Sassy15 | 18

#6310504 - Thursday 4 June 2015 17:40

Great way to think of it.

By Shadowvoid | 33

#6310438 - Thursday 4 June 2015 16:31

Better than a hernia or hemorrhoid... Someone I know got both

By powerkeep | 24

#6310439 - Thursday 4 June 2015 16:31

Hey that is really impressive. I am sure they are a lot more impressed with a record, than a fart. If anything they would laugh that last part off.

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YuckyDuckyLucky | 17

#6313215 - Sunday 7 June 2015 12:26

Haha, that's the embarrassing part, they did.

By mustangbravo | 27

#6310440 - Thursday 4 June 2015 16:31

Bummer! Oh well, be proud of your accomplishments!

By StickyPickles | 33

#6310443 - Thursday 4 June 2015 16:32

Better than blowing out your asshole

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lurker_no_more | 13

#6310464 - Thursday 4 June 2015 16:46

I'm not sure why you're being thumbed down since that can actually happen.. such things can't be unseen ;_;

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slingerslasher | 24

#6310813 - Thursday 4 June 2015 23:59

Is that why you are a lurker no more?

By riahlum | 12

#6310444 - Thursday 4 June 2015 16:33

Leg day

By meatloaf11 | 23

#6310448 - Thursday 4 June 2015 16:35

At least it was only a fart

By shady_fox77 | 13

#6310451 - Thursday 4 June 2015 16:36

Breaking a record as well as breaking wind

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vonvaski | 18

#6310753 - Thursday 4 June 2015 22:33

Dammit, you stole what I was going to say!

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