Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML
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RickySleeves
| 20
Maybe you broke two records then!
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TheGolfGTI
| 24
See OP, this is what happens when you try to toot your own horn.
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EpicKassi
| 23
Well, at least you tried.
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Rainbow2Cloud
| 12
OP didn't just try, they succeded in breaking the record! As well as breaking huge wind.
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Uglyfeet
| 23
Am I the only one curious about how much did it weight? Not the fart, OP, the squat :D
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YuckyDuckyLucky
| 17
The previous record was 240kg, I did 260kg.
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Uglyfeet
| 23
Well worthy of a fart hehe Congratulations OP
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pedopears
| 18
there is an Afghan saying, when something/someone is making you do your very best or its very hard, people say afterwards "it pushed the fart out of you" xD
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banshee88
| 18
I HATE when I fart in front of my trainer. Hey! At least it wasn't a shart! Win!
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RickySleeves
| 20
Maybe you broke two records then!
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Classy_Sassy15
| 18
Great way to think of it.
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Shadowvoid
| 33
Better than a hernia or hemorrhoid... Someone I know got both
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powerkeep
| 24
Hey that is really impressive. I am sure they are a lot more impressed with a record, than a fart. If anything they would laugh that last part off.
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YuckyDuckyLucky
| 17
Haha, that's the embarrassing part, they did.
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mustangbravo
| 27
Bummer! Oh well, be proud of your accomplishments!
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StickyPickles
| 33
Better than blowing out your asshole
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lurker_no_more
| 13
I'm not sure why you're being thumbed down since that can actually happen.. such things can't be unseen ;_;
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slingerslasher
| 24
Is that why you are a lurker no more?
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riahlum
| 12
Leg day
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meatloaf11
| 23
At least it was only a fart
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shady_fox77
| 13
Breaking a record as well as breaking wind
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vonvaski
| 18
Dammit, you stole what I was going to say!