Love: Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a... - FML

By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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gxfu 0

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Monday 30 March 2009 20:59

at least you didn't shit your pants.

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Monday 30 March 2009 21:02

no one laughed? man, i think i would have been on the floor with you cracking up.

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Why_Me77 0

Monday 30 March 2009 20:26

There goes your hernia. Next stop: hospital!

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Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:03

sickkk

epicfailburger 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:48

dude... you got owned by your own ass...

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Thursday 2 September 2010 18:05

No one else noticed that the word "out" was repeated?

shaubygal 11

Monday 6 June 2011 7:28

OMG NO I DIDNT THAT'S SO WEIRD I NEVER NOTICE THESE THINGS IM NOT BEING SARCASTIC IM DEAD SERIOUS I HAD TO READ IT LIKE 5 TIMES TO SEE WHAT U WERE TALKING ABOUT

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Monday 4 July 2011 23:09

Good eye, 132, I didn't even notice that lol

JJ_86 22

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Saturday 31 May 2014 2:17

That was not a mistake repetition " 'working out' out at the gym" is perfectly correct.

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Monday 6 October 2014 14:25

No, "out at" is bad grammar. He was at the gym; the second "out" is unnecessary.

chinchilla_fml 0

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Monday 30 March 2009 20:57

Hahahaha!

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Monday 30 March 2009 20:57

hahaha awesome thats rough though

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Monday 30 March 2009 20:58

GOOD JOB!! She was probably really impressed. T_T

Migor 0

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Monday 30 March 2009 20:55

atleast you had to laugh about it ;)

gxfu 0

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Monday 30 March 2009 20:59

at least you didn't shit your pants.

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Tuesday 11 May 2010 2:36

how do u kno if he didn't? rofl

MommaJen 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:01

LMAO!!!!

LifeSux19 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:00

lmaoooo

G_Bug 0

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Monday 30 March 2009 21:01

Hahaha, hey at least you know how to laugh at yourself! Minus 1 point for thinking you could lift that much tho.

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Monday 30 March 2009 21:02

no one laughed? man, i think i would have been on the floor with you cracking up.

julianna170 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 6:19

Same here!!

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