FML : Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began...

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Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mark - / Monday 30 March 2009 07:06 / United States

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By gxfu | 0

#70192 - Monday 30 March 2009 20:59

at least you didn't shit your pants.

By farf_fml | 0

#70207 - Monday 30 March 2009 21:02

no one laughed? man, i think i would have been on the floor with you cracking up.

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By Why_Me77 | 0

#70129 - Monday 30 March 2009 20:26

There goes your hernia. Next stop: hospital!

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ISLIM_SHADYI | 0

#840556 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:03

sickkk

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epicfailburger | 0

#874781 - Saturday 20 February 2010 7:48

dude... you got owned by your own ass...

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blankaex | 0

#1339515 - Thursday 2 September 2010 18:05

No one else noticed that the word "out" was repeated?

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shaubygal | 11

#2628573 - Monday 6 June 2011 7:28

OMG NO I DIDNT THAT'S SO WEIRD I NEVER NOTICE THESE THINGS

IM NOT BEING SARCASTIC IM DEAD SERIOUS I HAD TO READ IT LIKE 5 TIMES TO SEE WHAT U WERE TALKING ABOUT

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agentx52 | 13

#2820923 - Monday 4 July 2011 23:09

Good eye, 132, I didn't even notice that lol

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JJ_86 | 22

#5961015 - Saturday 31 May 2014 2:17

That was not a mistake repetition " 'working out' out at the gym" is perfectly correct.

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cornyrob | 32

#6082660 - Monday 6 October 2014 14:25

No, "out at" is bad grammar. He was at the gym; the second "out" is unnecessary.

By chinchilla_fml | 0

#70170 - Monday 30 March 2009 20:57

Hahahaha!

By guitardedman | 0

#70180 - Monday 30 March 2009 20:57

hahaha awesome
thats rough though

By PureGold | 0

#70187 - Monday 30 March 2009 20:58

GOOD JOB!! She was probably really impressed.

T_T

By Migor | 0

#70188 - Monday 30 March 2009 20:55

atleast you had to laugh about it ;)

By gxfu | 0

#70192 - Monday 30 March 2009 20:59

at least you didn't shit your pants.

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Trav42 | 0

#990658 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 2:36

how do u kno if he didn't? rofl

By MommaJen | 0

#70201 - Monday 30 March 2009 21:01

LMAO!!!!

By LifeSux19 | 0

#70204 - Monday 30 March 2009 21:00

lmaoooo

By G_Bug | 0

#70205 - Monday 30 March 2009 21:01

Hahaha, hey at least you know how to laugh at yourself! Minus 1 point for thinking you could lift that much tho.

By farf_fml | 0

#70207 - Monday 30 March 2009 21:02

no one laughed? man, i think i would have been on the floor with you cracking up.

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julianna170 | 4

#3105245 - Sunday 14 August 2011 6:19

Same here!!

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