Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
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Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend of over a year broke up with her. As her brother, I instinctively wanted to beat him up, but he is too much of nice guy for me to be able to hurt him. FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
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Top comments
ChristianH39 30
That's mean. At least you have a nice boyfriend?
mrz1177 11
i doubt she could get him either
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Comments (68)
the_alchemyst 5
Seen this on ifunny when it had zero votes and then when it had just one on the top vote
gabygabs 8
but at the end of the day, he's still with you, so it doesn't matter what she thinks :)
worthlessACfan 11
be happy you got him then! (:
AndreaJanell 15
Watch out Op, she might just be trying to take him away from you (;
RinkuTheHero 13
Be suspicious of her. She didn't say sorry like a proper Canadian would.
sarcasticlover 30
you get what u deserve.....so let your sister say what she wants....u be happy that you r with him!!
ghogghh1234 11
Jealousy springs to mind lol
MurphyGallagher 18
Sisters will say anything out of jealousy. Don't listen to her!!!:)
pwnman 33
OP, don't pay attention to it really, she's just your sister, joking about it.
legalizenow 16
Looks like she likes him!