Today, my sister's boyfriend of over a year broke up with her. As her brother, I instinctively wanted to beat him up, but he is too much of nice guy for me to be able to hurt him. FML
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Today, I realized I hate my boyfriend's little sister enough to break up with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of five years broke up with me, saying I've changed and she can't be with someone who's so emotional all the time. Well I'm so sorry that after two weeks, I'm not quite over my brother's death yet. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, I discovered my sister's fiance's name multiple times in the guestbooks of the hotel I work at, each time with a different woman, so I told her and she dumped him. It turns out it was a guy who had the same name, but it wasn't him. He won't take her back, and now she hates me. I thought I was being a good sister. FML
Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML
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cuz803 46
Honestly, that stupid toxic masculine attitude has to stop. There was probably a reason they broke up that dosen't require him to be beaten. Another thing, it's dangerous messing with the nice ones. Approach at your own risk.
Plop 17
So I'm sure you've either never broken up with an ex-girlfriend of yours, or demanded to get your ass kicked, didn't you? Or are you just some random dumb macho hypocrite who can't understand that other people's relationships aren't your bloddy business?
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Plop 17
So I'm sure you've either never broken up with an ex-girlfriend of yours, or demanded to get your ass kicked, didn't you? Or are you just some random dumb macho hypocrite who can't understand that other people's relationships aren't your bloddy business?
cuz803 46
Honestly, that stupid toxic masculine attitude has to stop. There was probably a reason they broke up that dosen't require him to be beaten. Another thing, it's dangerous messing with the nice ones. Approach at your own risk.
SamanthaThe1st 23
Unless he physically harmed her, you have no reason to beat him up.
RichardPencil 32
What a shit brother you are! It's a known fact that if you beat the guy to a pulp he will intensify his love and devotion to your sister and they'll be happy forever. That's how it works.
Crowned Sataness 12
It's not normal or "manly" to want to go beat someone up for that. If he's that nice, your sister either did something or they just weren't compatible and he's not happy. Neither of which was your business. He doesn't have to date anyone he doesn't want to date. Just like if you go to pick up a woman and she says no, she has every right to not be interested. Your toxic masculinity is a big part of what is wrong with today. He didn't hit her, so you have no business intervening. Grow up.
Ubehage 32
What a primitive excuse for a brother you are.
unashamedfemale 9
why would you beat someone up for a breakup? that’s the most absurd thing to do. is it better for him to stay, be miserable and waste her time? grow up loser.