Kids: Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded...

By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 19:10 - Israel

Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

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By lazy lazy lazy! - 08/05/2023 00:00

Today, I realized how lazy my daughter truly is when I saw her shivering under a thin blanket on top of her perfectly made bed. I asked why she didn’t just climb under her covers to sleep warm and comfortable. She said that this way she doesn’t have to make up her bed every morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 17:41 - Canada

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML

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By oh dear - 25/10/2009 09:06 - France

Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2023 00:00

Today, I got home and my wife asked me why I hadn’t taken the bin out or cleaned the living room. I asked her why she hadn’t done it since she got fired 6 months ago for laziness and since then has sat on her ass watching daytime TV instead of job searching. She threw a mug at my face. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 04:39 - United States - Madison

Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML

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By failure as a parent - 11/05/2013 21:19 - United States - Bound Brook

Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML

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By baldspot - 02/04/2012 05:38 - Australia

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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lozowen 10

Monday 23 December 2013 2:19

Wow. Physco child!

JoeGrant 12

Monday 23 December 2013 2:20

Your request got her fired up, it seems.

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funturtle23 6

Monday 23 December 2013 3:40

beat that kids ass

martin8337 35

Monday 23 December 2013 4:08

Light her bed on fire so she will have to sleep on the floor.

cylus13 9

Monday 23 December 2013 4:20

Your the parent so be one.

buckdharma 36

Monday 23 December 2013 4:25

Next time ask her to set the trash bin on fire.

itzjstnx 18

Monday 23 December 2013 4:35

maybe you shouldn't ask her anymore??

kumarina 35

Monday 23 December 2013 4:37

Sounds more psycho than lazy

LissaMccracken 23

Monday 23 December 2013 4:38

See, she's not lazy! Lighting stuff on fire is so much work!

frenchmexkidd 6

Monday 23 December 2013 4:39

It took more energy to do that than up actually make the damn bed xD

worldclassrager 39

Monday 23 December 2013 4:44

Well maybe have that on a chore list...then a bit of payment might encourage her more...

dreadbeat69 12

Monday 23 December 2013 4:51

Did she at least make her bed?

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