Anonymous
Israel
Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
lazy lazy lazy!
Weird logic
Today, I realized how lazy my daughter truly is when I saw her shivering under a thin blanket on top of her perfectly made bed. I asked why she didn’t just climb under her covers to sleep warm and comfortable. She said that this way she doesn’t have to make up her bed every morning. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML
oh dear
France
Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML
Anonymous
Tetchy
Today, I got home and my wife asked me why I hadn’t taken the bin out or cleaned the living room. I asked her why she hadn’t done it since she got fired 6 months ago for laziness and since then has sat on her ass watching daytime TV instead of job searching. She threw a mug at my face. FML
anonymous
France
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Anonymous
Madison, United States
Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML
failure as a parent
Bound Brook, United States
Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
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lozowen 10
Wow. Physco child!
JoeGrant 12
Your request got her fired up, it seems.
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Comments (122)
thatguynow 13
I think she is trying to display dominance over you and your spouse, if she is over 18 kick her out of the house, if she is not have her do a lot of community service
Edumcg 24
"I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it." .... or will burn your garbage bin. Time to call Bill Gates and tell him he got it wrong.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
Lmfao same
moshpit11 8
That's when you bust their ass
Zebediabolical 45
Ask her to set the trash on fire and I bet she makes the bed.
bushada 18
You might want to get her some help.
satanisthesavior 21
You deserved it. Making your bed is the most pointless task ever, unless your bed happens to double as a couch or something when you have company over. My take on it is: the only people who will use and see my bed besides me aren't going to care, and I don't need it to be nice and neat in order to fall asleep, so making it every morning is a waste of time. Ask her to do something useful, like vacuuming the living room. Then you can have my sympathy if she lights the garbage bin on fire.
Pyro_Wolf 17
The room looks nicer if the bed is made. Plus it only takes about 5 minutes, if that, to do. Her mom asked her to do a simple task and she should have done it instead of setting the garbage on fire.
likemice 6
At least she was being productive.
Kibaruto 33
"Instructions not clear; set bin on fire."
fullalove 23
I would be busting some ass